Lainey Dunn

kooky and spooky.

[Lainey Dunn @complaineympls]

@trixiemattel And Stockholm Syndrome for all of us industry goblins

[Lainey Dunn @complaineympls]

@JustinMcElroy help I miss funny man how do I fill this hole in my heart

[Lainey Dunn @complaineympls]

why is the whitest straightest man at the bar ALSO always the loudest?? oh wait

[Lainey Dunn @complaineympls]

@gretch_brown These guys! https://t.co/39AhveRJtp

[Gray Writes! @ClickGate_]

Heterosexuals always say “Isn’t she the one who did Call Me Maybe?” which is a bit like saying “Isn’t he that carpenter from Nazareth?”

[The Minnesota Fart Tribune @FartTribune]

NEW: Mayor Jacob Frey signs proclamation declaring the city 'Barbenheimer-apolis', ziplines off the roof of the Lagoon

[Lainey Dunn @complaineympls]

This is the scene I mention every time I convince someone to read these because it IS terror.

[Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer]

Jaysus. Just re-read the infamous Whitby storage closet scene in Authority, as Whitby figures prominently in some new writing... and creeped myself out. Like, eeeee! Eeeee!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

They’re so painfully greedy

[Zito @_Zeets]

Samuel L. Jackson said tax billionaires

[Lainey Dunn @complaineympls]

honestly love knowing that @hereisbosco is horse girl adjacent this is the representation horse women need and deserve

[Lainey Dunn @complaineympls]

ok but will they be serving cornucopia child fight to the death boots down house honey???

[Lainey Dunn @complaineympls]

People who have full phone conversations in a quiet waiting room deserve to have their phones knocked out of their hands

[big mama e. @eral__]

UPS DRIVERS DONT HAVE A/C IN THEIR TRUCKS. just based on THAT fact, everyone should support the strike

[Medic Kim @medickimw]

Perfect form, no notes.

[Lainey Dunn @complaineympls]

how much did this fucking cost and how much more important shit could have been done with it??

[Soup for my Family 🥣🧦🤖 @soupformy_fam]

This is a joke, right?

[Lainey Dunn @complaineympls]

downtown mpls is so scary tho you guys!!!!

[MN CRIME @MN_CRIME]

MINNETONKA: Officers are searching for a suspect after a residential burglary in a neighborhood southeast of Highway 12 & I-494. The suspect was described as a bald white male with something covering his face, wearing a long-sleeve white shirt, dark shorts and running shoes. Suspect was last seen running out of the front door and the back glass patio door was found shattered. A K9 team is tracking in the area and a Minnesota State Patrol helicopter is assisting overhead.

[Lainey Dunn @complaineympls]

finally paid off a parking ticket from last November! #girlboss

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

you cannot call him sleepy joe AND be mad he has cocaine. do you want him up or not

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

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