richard

you should probably go to therapy

[pawle @lofrotomy]

guy named richard: please, call me penis

[Deva Hazarika @devahaz]

San Francisco tiki bar guide

For cocktails:
Smuggler’s Cove
Pagan Idol
Last Rites
Zombie Village

For kitsch:
Tonga Room

For getting obliterated:
Trad’r Sam

[Sanjay Kannan @whaatt]

a vegan chicken joint called No Harm No Fowl. who’s building this?

[(J.I.D) @JIDsv]

Nah fuck yall , I didn’t say what year👀😒

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

Hey dad- I don’t really need your help, I just called to say I’m going to win $100k.

[richard @composedinchaos]

We’re finally LinkedIn official 😍😍😍

[emersíto tejada @emersontejada]

this guy man, I swear @Tejada123

[𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑🔪 @deathndhorror]

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[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

I’ve said this for years but I rly need a fast-casual restaurant that just serves savory sides to-go. A bowl of mashed potatoes, rice and beans, a side of mac n cheese, creamed corn, etc. that you can eat on the go. Not a full meal but just a lil snack. Like a savory froyo place

[kat ! @killucalz]

dating a 28 y old is so cute bc why is he so proper 😭😭

[richard @composedinchaos]

Our 6:00 PM #delta flight from JFK to MAD got delayed by 7.5 hours then ultimately cancelled

[MORT 💕 @mortdubz]

Kevin Nguyen vs Kevin Nguyen vs Kevin Nguyen vs Kevin Nguyen vs Kevin Nguyen vs Kevin Nguyen vs Kevin Nguyen vs Kevin Nguyen vs Kevin Nguyen vs Kevin Nguyen

[richard @composedinchaos]

What’s the German word for wanting a beer after a hard workout

[richard @composedinchaos]

This would fix me

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

you'll never let me down, bacon egg and cheese on a roll with salt pepper mayo and a hashbrown in the middle

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

you'll never let me down, bacon egg and cheese on a roll with salt pepper mayo and a hashbrown in the middle