Random Thoughts

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Can you die yet?

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I’m not great at everything, just great at the things I do.

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I have the perfect TV for personality.

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I don’t cry but I do get mayonnaise in my hair.

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I tried to run a scam once but no one showed up.

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Can I please smell your margarita?

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He blew me off my socks.

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When I have them on and I walk I can hear my bones.

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I really just want to go home and use the vacuum 😂

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A real eye-stopper.

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It’s thanksgiving! I’m allowed to hold a grudge!

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Me: Strong soup? What would that even be?

Jan: I don’t know, minestrone?

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Your mom’s an NFT, sucka.

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“If I ever don’t wake up… “ - olivia

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“A whole nother.” - Janetta

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God gave me a reason to drink tonight.

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We need all the cheese we can get.

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I know the lifestyle I want, just not how to fund it.

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Well, I’m already in hell so it doesn’t matter.

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That’s not a masterpiece, it’s a burnt sandwich.