console cowboy joj💀🔻🏴

professional bullshitter | they/them | queer and chaotic stupid | # of times i have seen Dune (2021): 13 | trans lives matter yesterday, today, and forever

[console cowboy joj💀🔻🏴 @comrade_joj]

hot take: if french fries are made properly, they can be eaten cold

[nebula should have killed thanos @gwenstacying]

There’s a children’s book with this exact premise and the clone gains so much sympathy from the adults around him one kills the old guy he was made to give organs to so he can finally be free

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

it’s called “Dunesday” because I’m going to watch Dune and then call it a day.

[console cowboy joj💀🔻🏴 @comrade_joj]

LMFAO they essentially copied the Marlboro font and I bet they're hoping on subconscious association with the font style and the color scheme

[Andreas Storm @avstorm]

Coca-Cola unveils a new global brand identity

[Alex Coleman @DarkOfTheMovie]

My planet Arrakis is so beautiful when the sun is low

[console cowboy joj💀🔻🏴 @comrade_joj]

I just won my first ever game of Warhammer???

[sono✖️🌗 @sosonosonosono]

counting or not counting gonk violence?

[Arieh Kovler @ariehkovler]

I wouldn't say that coprolite is my favourite fossil, but it's a solid number two

[console cowboy joj💀🔻🏴 @comrade_joj]

@electrolemon Average day at a coffee shop in Ann Arbor tbh

[console cowboy joj💀🔻🏴 @comrade_joj]

For me it's also bc I do NOT want to paint faces. I tried once, and decided that they require more skill than I currently have, and that's okay!

[Retributor_Armour @Citadel_Base]

People seem to think this is an issue of not being able to or wanting to paint faces when really it's that Clone Troopers and Master Chief one shot 8 year old me and now faceless armoured dudes are the coolest shit ever.

[console cowboy joj💀🔻🏴 @comrade_joj]

These guys are such a PAIN in the ass to paint, but I'm finally getting my own technique and style down for them. Three down, 8 more to go before the intro set is complete

[console cowboy joj💀🔻🏴 @comrade_joj]

In case you didn't know, you can just go to a Warhammer store and they'll not only give you a free mini, they'll teach you to paint it for free (which is exactly what my partner and I did as a date today). Tbh, perfect introduction to the hobby

[Jojira @Goji_Saurus]

This feels like the kind of shortsighted pest control that leads to an unexpected famine.

[BlackRedGuard ☭ 🇵🇸🔻⛓️‍💥 @OGBlackRedGuard]

2045:

*goes to turn on faucet*

*ding* “I’m sorry, but your Wadr subscription has expired. Please pay $1,500 to access.”

*goes to turn on light switch*

“You made a demoralizing statement during your shift at…Amazon Warehouse 5268 on…June 15, 2045. Service has been suspended. Please wait 5 more days before attempting to access electricity service. Thank you.”

[Leonid @politbureaucrat]

After Marx's passing the communist movement should've adopted "Karl" as a title like "Darth"

[syp🦖🍉 | playing too many games @lesbianwylder]

alternatives to good boy/girl you can call your nonbinary partner:

- chosen undead
- bearer of the curse
- ashen one
- good hunter
- tarnished

[console cowboy joj💀🔻🏴 @comrade_joj]

Okay yeah, this literally makes no sense given what we already know from Andor/Rogue One

And then I realized; it's almost certainly written by/with genAI

[PJ • The Andor Guy • 🟢 • @matpolloy]

So far all 3 panels of this comic have me @CobaltGreen1138 unhappy. This does not feel like a good transition from the final scene of Andor, when does this even take place? Why are they “reluctantly” briefing Cassian when the final episode sets up this mission already? Why is

[console cowboy joj💀🔻🏴 @comrade_joj]

Saving $10 on 99 cent corn dogs like god intended 😤

[Luigi @Antrodemus]

As someone who was here since Day 1:
What actually happened was that it was a harmless term that originated from Star Wars cause this is what the Clones called the droids.
Helldivers players and other people began using it harmlessly and then the racists jumped on and ruined it

[tom 🎸 @uncreativetom]

This is uncontested the greatest image ever taken on a smartphone right