Connor 🍸

“I’ve lived a disreputable life but I’ve done it in style, and I’ll die likewise” He/Him

[Lexi LaFleur Brown @lexilafleur]

Unfortunately, I’m not mindful. I’m not cutesy. I’m not demure. I’m mentally ill, cunty, and a bit demonic.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Whoopi Goldberg brought back the “Sister Act 2” choir to perform “Oh Happy Day” for the film’s 30th anniversary on “The View”

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

therapist: pick your battles

me: okay all of them

[jean smart's laugh · @iheartstreep]

jessica lange & jennifer coolidge ✨

[bruno @brunolcferreira]

Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s just Kathy Bates as Molly Brown in Titanic.

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

as the sun sets on 2023, I couldn’t help but wonder… what about twenty-twenty-ME?

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

please look at what he’s replying to i am beside myself

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

looking to adopt and it seems like i have my choice of the four horsemen of the apocalypse

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

when u can still see the moon during the day it’s like omg queen what are u doing here

[Joe Barton @JoeBarton_]

Culturally telling that Americans leave out milk and cookies for Santa whereas British people are like ‘quick shot of brandy before you drive home you big red cunt? Xxx’

[Drew Garland @drew_garland]

Person 1: hey did you go see the new Holy Infant?

Person 2: I did

Person 1: what’s he like?

Person 2: so tender and mild

Person 1: what

[xtian @AOWTOUDOUZAT]

My boyfriends mom just excused herself from the table and said “I don’t mean to be rude but if I don’t put on my nightgown now I will kill myself” and then went to bed

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

astonishingly aesthetic chicken you have to stop. your feather game too strong. your pattern too unique. they’ll kill you

[MrsFishVEVO @Will_Kellogg]

how I feel doing a gay little leap up onto a curb instead of stepping normally

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

'Welcome to my Christmas song'. What if Elton John started all his songs like that. 'Welcome to my Princess Diana is dead song'

[reb @rebmasel]

due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be spiraling

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

skincare done teeth brushed cosy in bed and just remembered i need to take the bins out, it's just relentless isn't it, you have to stay alive every day until you die

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

Me talking to the Milkshake and McFlurry machines

[frye @___frye]

judas: ok guys. what’s everybody bringing for the last supper

jesus: the what supper

judas: the regular supper. ordinary supper