skarmy

[🌐 @kindasianguy]

Taco Bell gotta stop this cinnamon twists gimmick this shit is azz

[chip @fractalcounty]

TW: racism

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????/

[skarmy @conchshu]

@Cj19616696 @itssthyherinme They effectively mean the same thing, in the same way that radical feminism and anti-feminism are both not feminist

[State of the Pirates @makedowdyrowdy]

Couldn’t even wait until you get home?

[garshmo @garshmo]

The most dashing man at Target is ringing my items up and it’s a self checkout

[mo ཐི ₍^.ˬˬ.^₎ ཋྀ @fruitpibble]

how i see my beautiful wife

[Schmμτż ᛭𝟗᛭ @Schmutz_9R]

My physique is top 0.1% for people who have the McDonald’s app on their phone.

[حور @itshooriii]

text me while im in lecture i’ll reply before you hit send

[K1 @k1spaz]

Walahi bilahi my heart not in this uni shit anymore

[Dj Khaled @realwethebest]

Trying to use a pirate site on mobile

[vapor @BigKurosawaFan]

Im not wearing this bro

[Mr Spaceman @Poopiepoopapoo]

@conan_esq I've seen it where some people will sort of balance the weight across the bridge of the nose and have a second monocle attached on the other side.

[charlotte of steel‼💥💥 @steelnil]

yeah man that's the movie i'm looking for

[lukas ✮ @fr3minet]

my whole life revolves around losing weight and im not even good at it

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Bruh ur my friend as hell

[kul @2blovedis2kul]

me using any kind of minor inconvenience as an excuse to eat sugary foods