MeghansBrokenPublicist

Markle’s over-worked Publicist. #BurnerAccount. Rejected pro-tips & Office Gossip. Insider's guide on MM's thought process IRL 🎤 parody for keks

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@MagneticNorse It’s friggin grass, now if there are sprinkler heads in there, it’s a whole other issue.

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@bennyjohnson He didn’t have the professionalism to tell the king in person i see. Can you believe this wanker was in a role once held by Winston Churchill himself? Gobsmacked.

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@LairdOfThManor @BabesMatrix He may have been banned from the palace. Woohoo - he’s the devil you know, I hope for someone more suited to humanity.

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@HelloCanada He is a happy dad like the other 100M in America on Father’s Day, but why must we have to see it?

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@MeghansMole @royalrollup #Markled. Maybe blocking anyone who shared real concern and honest criticism wasn’t the right strategy, guess who has been running that account!

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@XOQueenEsther If she ever looked at me like that, it wouldn’t happen a second time, 👀 swollen shut make it hard to stare someone down.

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@Geniustechw Put on a bra dumbo.

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@hol40900 What a trash comment about a woman with more class in her pinky than you can imagine is possible. One clawed and discarded as she spread her legs for powerful men, one after the next, recognized by the sea of dead bodies in her wake.

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@that_1 Now that’s the rug he needs

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@TheRoyalGrift This looks problematic to you? Lolzzz

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@BarkJack_ The face warrants a warning, the flashing lights are helpful lol

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@Frissy8 @azredhead @frank_rosh She is currently interviewing for new squaddies, has to elevate the IQ average; could you possibly come with a few thoughtful remarks?

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@frank_rosh @HazelSmith59924 She wishes this was about race! Me-me is an OG valley girl who doesn’t fk with POC unless their name starts with a $B as evidenced by her staff (household day laborers aside) and friends. It truly as about a compulsive liar with revisionist history that’s impossible to follow.

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@BabesMatrix @frank_rosh That ego is exactly why profiteers have not completely given up on her, her unstoppable lack of emotion, she will do just about anything, and just about anything is reality gold ⏱️ it’s coming.

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@frank_rosh @gina_auria She is working super hard to remember what looking sympathetic and regal are supposed to look like on film, looks like there’s a glitch in the megtrix. We failed to prep for this one.

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@BabesMatrix ‘taming the shrew is going to be hard’.

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@Ameliarob04 @unreMARKLEble Disease is a community issue.

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@RobynBanks92231 @SafetyNotorious That broad was up his ass all night.

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@dom_lucre Going to the lake is supposed to be fresh air and fun, not today my friend but it could be worse, you could be trapped in a plane when the entire family boards and slowly offends noses as they mosey to the back

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@starr11063 @PinocchPrincess @elonmusk Princess you still follow the hacker, fyi only.