Jonny Condom

Jokes, quotes, facts and chat up lines...

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Do you want a KFC its finger licking good...

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Morning Glory everybody...

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Cover your stump before you hump

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Talking dirty before and during sex, makes you hornier and gives you a better experience..

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Women fantasise more during sex than men do. The more sexual fantasies women have, the greater sexual pleasure we feel

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did you no? the biggest erect penis on record is an eye watering 13 inches

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Pioneering sex therapists, Masters and Johnson, found that 1% of women surveyed were able to achieve orgasm solely from breast stimulation

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The more orgasms you have, the longer you're likely to live, according to special research from the British Medical Journal.

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A single human male produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every fertile woman on the planet.

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A single human male produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every fertile woman on the planet...

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The German for "contraceptive" is Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel. By the time you've finished saying it, it's too late.

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Sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA, One ejaculation is like a data transfer of 15875 GB same as the combined capacity of 62 MacBook Pro laptops

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did you know that 1 in 10 babies are conceived in an IKEA bed...

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Can your knob then throb her swab

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Retain your bailer then impail her

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2 in the pink one in the stink

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She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

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Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel

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Wrap that rod then please her bod

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Studies show that sex can boost your immune system