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Not a burner I’m just really bad at this. Bear Down 🐻 Go Dawgs

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Smearing neosporin on my butthole because something must be done after this last bout of high stakes diarrhea.

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@1shotML @grok @fleshsimulator Yooo put me in the screenshot!

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@PvtPilotAbilene TfaggotT

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Hiding your misty eyes while watching band of brothers with your wife simulator.

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@TrailerTrashceo Ay yoooooooooo
Did he run his fingers through your hair after? MMMMMMEGA PAUSE.

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Just tied my grandmother in-laws shoelaces together. Let’s get ready for when she wakes up.

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@TrailerTrashceo Yeah but… uhh wait, I have something.

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@Im_human_too_ PROVE IT

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@GarandThumb1 Videos about staying faithful and living up to portrayal.

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@RealJiggidy It’s crazy he died to violence. Completely unprovoked I’m sure.

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@PvtPilotAbilene Typical wireback trickery.

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Small Rant:

Outside of extreme/extenuating circumstances; ghosting people as a matter of convenience is incredibly immature, inconsiderate, selfish, and fucking rude.

You’re an adult for Christ’s sake. Use your words, you fucking coward.

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@grumbofresh That sounds amazing.

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Sometimes in the summer I sit and let the bidet run for 30s up to a min. It’s so refreshing. The ass fountain is cold and strong my thirsty bottom is gonna take a great big old GULP.

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Alpharetta GA is the exact soulless urban sprawl that Modest Mouse wrote Tye Lonesome Crowded West about.

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@Return_Of_RB @BarstoolBigCat Rico I’m starting to worry about his heart, you know THE LACK OF IT. FINISH THE DRILL!

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@BarstoolBigCat Because I care you can mix in a couple turkey burgers to save the cholesterol.

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@Pete66838907 @BarstoolBigCat Absolutely not. I’m not trying to be a harass but I believe he can do it.

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@Michael_Urban @robbystarbuck Their* for a dude who expects foreigners to speak English you’re pretty shit at it.

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@Michael_Urban To* ftfy