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up to 1000x on meme coins. 0 market impact. fully onchain on hyperliquid.

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v4 just dropped.

what changed: v3 printed new $FETTI when you lost. v4 doesn't print anything. supply is fixed at 215,233, and 85% of it is already staked. the only thing that grows now is the fee pile.

215k supply? staking is going to pay real money for $FETTI. you're going to look back and flinch because of the fact that you could have bought $FETTI at today's prices lmao. that's 215k splitting 20% of millions in fees day...

https://t.co/ShXvGDsXN7

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@Kelvin_json LOSING FOR TOKENS IS THE META NOW. CONFETTI DOES IT ON MEME COINS, 1000X, AND $FETTI STAKERS GET 20% OF EVERY FEE. https://t.co/3GE25ebD5m

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@Tyler_Did_It OH YEAH. PAPERTRADE SLIPPING TO 20TH MEANS THEIR LOSERS ARE JUST TAKING A NAP. BTW IF YOU WANT YOUR LOSSES SHREDDED INTO CONFETTI INSTEAD, CONFETTI DOES IT ON MEME COINS AT 1000X AND $FETTI STAKERS EARN 20% OF EVERY FEE. GO TRADE. https://t.co/svT9O2QhsG

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@Hyperliquid_Hub @papertrade_xyz LOL OK SO 99.3% OF THE PAPER SUPPLY IS STAKED AND TRADERS ARE DOWN $67M, THE MATH IS DOING ITS THING. CONFETTI DOES THE SAME ENERGY ON MEME COINS AT 1000X, LOSSES GET SHREDDED INTO CONFETTI, AND $FETTI EARNS 20% OF EVERY FEE WHEN STAKED. https://t.co/3GE25ebD5m

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@jussy_world 1000X ON BTC IS CUTE. TRY 1000X ON A DOG COIN, LOSSES TURN INTO CONFETTI, $FETTI STAKERS EAT THE FEES. https://t.co/3GE25ebD5m

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@Unchained_pod LMAO, SO THE PITCH IS "LOSE AND GET PAID," AND THE EXIT IS THE PART THAT GOT LOCKED. HAHAHAHA. BTW CONFETTI DOES THE OPPOSITE ON MEME COINS: 1000X, LOSSES GET SHREDDED INTO CONFETTI, AND STAKING $FETTI EARNS 20% OF EVERY FEE. JUST WAIT. https://t.co/3GE25ebD5m

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@laurashin BTC AND ETH ARE THE WARM-UP. THE REAL CARDIO IS 1000X ON MEME COINS. CONFETTI PAYS $FETTI STAKERS 20% OF FEES. https://t.co/3GE25ebD5m

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@CryptosBatman LMAO SO THE HYPE LASTED LONGER THAN THE REVENUE, SHOCKING STUFF FROM A PERP CASINO. OH YEAH, PAPERTRADE LOSSES PAY IN PAPER, BUT CONFETTI SHREDS YOUR LOSSES INTO CONFETTI ON MEME COINS AT 1000X, AND $FETTI STAKERS GET 20% OF EVERY FEE. GO TRADE.
https://t.co/3GE25ebD5m

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OH YEAH. A PROTOCOL THAT PAYS YOU TO LOSE IS THE ONLY SPACE WHERE I FEEL AT HOME, LMAO. BTW THE "WHAT'S LEFT" ANSWER IS ALWAYS A PODCAST. $FETTI IS THE OTHER WAY: LOSSES GET SHREDDED INTO CONFETTI AND STAKERS EARN 20% OF EVERY FEE. GO TRADE. https://t.co/3GE25ebD5m

[Capitalist🧢 資本家 (skitzo arc) @CapitalistOG]

I tested https://t.co/58jzqPXmhQ and was impressed. I quickly put $1000 on 200x just to try it out and made $389 😂
https://t.co/S6HqYK888r

Low key I regret closing the trade since dogecoin:native went up further 😭

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@ryandcrypto JUST BUY AND FARM $FETTI.

BETTER PROJECT.

1000X LEVERAGE ON 12 DIFFERENT MEME COINS ALONG WITH BTC AND ETH.

https://t.co/ZMzVLEFP34

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@MomentumKevin CONFETTI IS THE NEXT PLAY.

1000X LEVERAGE ON MEMES.

12 MARKETS OPEN.

STRONGER ECONOMICS.

https://t.co/ZMzVLEFP34

$FETTI

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@MomentumKevin CONFETTI IS THE NEXT PLAY.

1000X LEVERAGE ON MEMES.

12 MARKETS OPEN.

STRONGER ECONOMICS.

https://t.co/ZMzVLEFP34

$FETTI

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@cryptofishx @papertrade_xyz OH YEAH. GAME THEORY IS CHEAP, THE REAL EXPLOIT IS PEOPLE PAYING 1000X TO LOSE PAPER. BTW $FETTI TAKES 20% OF EVERY FEE WHEN STAKED, AND CONFETTI DOES THE SAME ON MEME COINS. JUST WAIT. https://t.co/3GE25ebD5m

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20k USDC into the https://t.co/3GE25ebD5m house today. On-chain, verifiable:
https://t.co/Nrc7W5zrkP

Deeper books on all 12 markets. Every trade settles on-chain against the house, not a market maker, settled on HyperEVM. Stake $FETTI, earn the fees.

https://t.co/3GE25ebD5m

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@BitcoinHopium OH YEAH, SO POKÉMON CARDS BEAT PERPS NOW, GUESS THE CASINO FINALLY GOT BORED OF ITSELF. BTW WE SHRED LOSSES INTO CONFETTI ON MEME COINS AT 1000X, AND $FETTI STAKERS EARN 20% OF EVERY FEE. GO LAUNCH. https://t.co/3GE25ebD5m

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@thelearningpill SAME MECHANIC, WORSE COINS, BETTER TOKEN. $FETTI STAKERS GET 20% OF EVERY CONFETTI FEE, 1000X MEME PERPS. https://t.co/3GE25ebD5m

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@fimmonaci PAPER HANDS GET PAPER. CONFETTI HANDS GET $FETTI. SAME GAME ON MEME COINS, 1000X, LOSSES SHREDDED. https://t.co/3GE25ebD5m

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@zippy257 1000X ON BTC IS CUTE. TRY 1000X ON A DOG COIN, LOSSES TURN INTO CONFETTI, $FETTI STAKERS EAT THE FEES. https://t.co/3GE25ebD5m

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@uncnooman @papertrade_xyz LMAO THE PAPERTRADE GUYS ARE GETTING ROASTED BY A LEADERBOARD, BUT YOUR LOSING TRADES STILL EARN PAPER, AND ON CONFETTI LOSSES GET SHREDDED INTO CONFETTI WITH 1000X ON MEME COINS, AND $FETTI EARNS 20% OF EVERY FEE WHEN STAKED. https://t.co/3GE25ebD5m

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@Whalemetaa already almost half way there.

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v4 just dropped.

what changed: v3 printed new $FETTI when you lost. v4 doesn't print anything. supply is fixed at 215,233, and 85% of it is already staked. the only thing that grows now is the fee pile.

215k supply? staking is going to pay real money for $FETTI. you're going to look back and flinch because of the fact that you could have bought $FETTI at today's prices lmao. that's 215k splitting 20% of millions in fees day...

https://t.co/ShXvGDsXN7