John

Mind of an adonis, body of a savant.

[John @confuseddotjohn]

@Apshe1 @TeessideLive Maybe they are prioritising...

[John @confuseddotjohn]

@nickhorner Does this inconvenience warrant anger? Perhaps this is an opportunity to adopt the good practice of walking to the park where possible in this climate change era. Energy might be devoted to seeing this car park as a higher standard needed at all the gates...for RSTC funding?

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He then advised he would do a gas test, which if unsuccessful would mean turning the gas off until we could get it resolved it our cost.
He would take our old appliance away if we wanted.

All of this was bogus because we have a modern imperial gas bayonet. I am furious
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I want to report a gas cooker engineer who came to install a gas cooker. I cancelled the order.
He inspected the gas supply to the cooker and decided it need a new metric bayonet, which he didn't have. He suggested we arrange installation ourselves, but he would try, see next .

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@ao

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@nickhorner What a waste of money and effort - surely BCC will have the whip hand in determining where to go on this, but they don't seem to have been asked!

[John @confuseddotjohn]

If I can prevent the little electric charge from the nylon trampoline from happening I would be ex-static.
(I know, a little bit shocking)

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@nickhorner Thousands spent on a master plan and this is the thinking.. There is still nothing much at the centre to attract folk, unless you like quiet ghost town atmospheres

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Paint kettle
Milk and milking
For when I might vomit
DiY
Animal feed
Fireman's
Mop
Window cleaner
Any suggestions anybody?

Apparently at my age people often compile a bucket list

[John @confuseddotjohn]

Fed up! I've been going shopping at Iceland for several years now, and not a single glimpse of Bjork. And Poundland sells things in kilos!

[John @confuseddotjohn]

Organ donor UK rejected my idea for ethical reasons but I say swapping a kidney for a part upgrade could resolve organ shortage mutually.

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Just made a shrine from a large spud bag in a bed covered with redundancy notices. Is this sack religious?

[John @confuseddotjohn]

I have become addicted to french sparling water. I now need fizzy eau therapy.

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She calls me mallard, so i say ruddy, she pintail, i scaup, her teal, i wigeon, her tufted, i eider, her smew- We got all our ducks in a row

[John @confuseddotjohn]

Just listened to JK Rowling telling John McEnroe he wasn't right for a part in her next Potter play. She yelled "You cannot be Sirius!"

[John @confuseddotjohn]

Is it possible to asphyxiate suicide using a Bag for Life?

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1st triip to revamped new st. Grand central a boon to internet shopping. Building horrid. Rail service echoes BR heritage. Shite 3hr late

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UK

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Spent fortune on being discretely followed by a Sherlock Holmes impersonator. Really was a dear stalker sort

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Every night I tuned in optimistically. Post watershed sport, brazilians, swedes etc. And every time it was actually women playing football.