legally frost

they/she

[legally frost @confusedfrost]

I got the job! ... but they want to pay me peanuts so maybe the next try!

[legally frost @confusedfrost]

I'm seeing a lot of people celebrating landing their jobs, fingers crossed I get the same luck tomorrow

[Motshidisi E. Mohono @MotshidisiM]

What do we need to do to dispel the myth that Bobotie is our national dish?

[m @bigllittlelies]

lesbian couple at an ivf consultation

[legally frost @confusedfrost]

@Brocklesnitch once had one where the only toilet was in an elevator in a mall and people were coming and going to get to their floors

[legally frost @confusedfrost]

I'm seeing a lot of people celebrating landing their jobs, fingers crossed I get the same luck tomorrow

[blair @gthmic]

all internet discourse leads back to this

[The Broadway Beat @BwayBeatNews]

Fun! Local Man Previously Outspoken in Support of Transgender Community Finds Out What Money Is

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

*flicks cigarette* idk bro she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

[𝔹 𝕣 𝕒 𝕕 𝕕 𝕠 𝕔 𝕜 ☯️🤟🏼 @1601211215___]

Meio cinematográfico fumar um cigarro na varanda vendo as pessoas pelas janelas dos outros apartamentos e pensando na quantidade de histórias acontecendo simultaneamente no mundo

[bnuuy @myuleeee]

i hate when my stomach is growling like bro u have 20kg of fat to snack on

[vick @sapphicvic]

Entrevistas de emprego são sempre tipo“O que você consegue fazer?”

Senhor, eu sou um zillennial nascido antes de 2005. Só me fala o que você precisa que eu saiba, e eu vou saber até quinta-feira.

[legally frost @confusedfrost]

@ethanp0iss0n its 22 jump street, dont listen to zach

[marlboro ice mix @fourloko_gold]

prendí un incienso (un cigarro) para meditar (reflexioné sobre mis pendejadas)

[Genie Offerman (not the famous one) @currentlynotgho]

To me ten milligrams of thc is the same as zero milligrams of thc

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

DuckDuckGo has released a pair of "Normal F*ing Sunglasses" as an alternative to AI glasses

It has no camera, no microphone and costs $35

[JoëlMatipFanClub @jmatipfanclub]

You’re just blatantly not me nan

[legally frost @confusedfrost]

@kleeposting my dad told me the same thing at 16, he said heroin is the best drug he had ever done, and he will never ever recommend it to anyone else or do it again

[legally frost @confusedfrost]

but then why is he wearing a shitty red watch on BOTH ARMS?

[Umar @umar_xbt]

Kevin O’Leary says he wept when Rolex gave him a watch even its own staff had never seen.

“Grown men weep just looking at pictures of this mystical beast. Does it exist? I got on my knees and begged for it.”

“The morning before the Oscars, the phone rings. They gave me an address and said, ‘Be there.’ And there it was.”

“The entire Rolex staff had never seen it. All the dealers from around LA came to see it.”

“For an hour we looked at it. We didn’t touch it. We just looked at it and said, ‘It’s real.’”

“I did, and I wore it. I was weeping. It was mine. I own it. Do you know how many people have that piece? Maybe nobody.”