basic

if you need me, i will be in my fluff tortilla

[poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw]

feeling a little skrunkly lately

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

I give adoption papers to “Pro-Lifers” blocking Planned Parenthood.

[anna melissa 🏀✨ @annamelissa]

this is my favorite clip on the internet

[basic @congenialliety]

a kid at work today said one time he was choking and saw the light before the staff could do the Heimlich and I asked him what he saw in the light and he told me @tonyhawk was the welcomer at the gates

[Sean Manning @SeanManning_]

personally, if joe biden cancels even $10k of my student loans i will hang a little picture of him in my living room like an Italian grandma does with the pope

[basic @congenialliety]

roe being overturned is regression. in society, in politics, in healthcare. women’s bodies should not be controlled by religion and politics.

[James @CaucasianJames]

when opportunity comes knocking, will u be ready?

[riri🐀🍕 @raunchonpizza]

if i pay $24 for a caesar salad brutus better stab me

[basic @congenialliety]

an actual photo of me getting my daily dose of serotonin

[Ragıp Soylu @ragipsoylu]

Look at the size of anti-war protestors in St Petersburg, Russia. Wow

[Alex Vindman 🇺🇸 @AVindman]

Pushkin Square, maybe less than 1000 meters from Red Square and the Kremlin, is the cite of a significant protest. These people know the risks of challenging the regime. They’re on the street in-spite of major personal costs.

[maria🦝 @mariamainmo]

"What do your tattoos mean?" That I had $200 and no one stopped me

[basic @congenialliety]

happy heavenly 30th. still can’t fathom that u won’t be there to guide me thru the rest of this life with new songs & albums. i hate that i miss u more every year. i hate that i didn’t appreciate u enough while u were still here. forever etched into my skin, mac.

[New New York Times @NYT_first_said]

yassify

[basic @congenialliety]

if anyone talks to my shrink today, tell him staying in bed until 2 pm and getting a latte is the real cure to my anxiety

[basic @congenialliety]

@Travis_Carl_94 oh hey Travis thanks for reaching out again trying to start an argument with me, a healthcare professional who works on the frontlines and with the most at risk population ☺️ check this website out if you haven’t yet! lots of good info!

https://t.co/tIEs3doR3i

[basic @congenialliety]

i am once again asking for you to get your vaccines