Bean Shaker

it’s all in the quarter

[Bean Shaker @conkboi]

From now on whenever I take my first sip of coke I will tweet “that first sip feeling” so the world can know how far I have fallen

[Bean Shaker @conkboi]

Just got back from the audiologist and it turns out I have “mild-moderate” hearing loss who would have thought

[im just bob @2bob2praxis]

RIP Nancy Patricia Pelosi 1940-2022. She died doing what she loved, trying to start a war so she could make millions of dollars.

[c b a i l e s @ClifBailey]

@BDavisCollins @ohsoamy I had this experience with two girlfriends in college, except instead of a Beyoncé concert it was them reading Ayn Rand. Both times.

[Great Brandino 🔱🇺🇸🇩🇪 @BrandonHybrid]

Me on iMessage pool

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

If you’re against abortion, don’t get one.
If you’re against contraception, don’t take any.
If you’re against same-sex relationships, don’t have one.
If you’re against same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of same gender.

Do not impose your beliefs & religion on all Americans.

[Amanda Hu @amandalhu]

Hey, who is noticing that “post-pandemic normal” is a lot of “I’ve been knocked out by this cold for weeks” and “Sorry, we’ve had to cancel this event!” and “My kids are sick for the second time in two months!” and “Due to staffing shortages…” and “The ER wait was 10 hours!”

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

Notice how all the labor considered feminine is also expected to be free or low cost

[Bean Shaker @conkboi]

Lying in weight

[Christo Grozev @christogrozev]

! Russia's main propaganda "news program" tonight.

[Obi-Wan Kenobi @obiwankenobi]

Between darkness and defeat, hope survives.

Watch the new teaser trailer for #ObiWanKenobi, and start streaming the limited series May 25 on @DisneyPlus.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

A little weird to see folks in the US talking about these videos in a way that makes it seem like our police don’t do this all the time.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

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