olivia

forbes 150 under 150 nomination recipient & original inventor of the happy honda-days sales event

[olivia @conkorbepis]

just burped so loud that it triggered my airpods conversation awareness

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

So that’s what he meant when he said the big beautiful bill

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Gosh that’s a lot for an innocent guy.

[Delilah @TBeef4525]

I like Quiplash, Quiplash is a fun game

[bint ♨️🐧 @NBinted]

You’re not meant to admit to that part lol

[April Ajoy @aprilajoyr]

Please universe give me a news conference where Donald Trump is forced to say "I did not have sexual relations with Bill Clinton."

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

the concept of trump being the first queer president

[Steve Morris @stevemorris__]

This country is spiraling out of control

[Nyarisa @AlyssaNyaa]

some dudeguy customer told me I'll never be a woman, but then in a panic I accidentally replied "you too" and he just kinda nodded and frowned... 🫠

[Grant @KittyCat_Grant]

At the DMV yesterday looking to order vanity plates:

DMV employee: “I see your second choice here is M, R, A, A, A, O, W. What does that mean?”

Me: “you know, like the noise a cat makes, MRAAAAOW?”

DMV employee: “MRAAAAOW”

Her coworker: “Are you guys meowing at each other?!”

[Cup o’ Joe @joewantsadrink]

PSA from your tired public defender:

Please turn Face ID off on your phone and leave it off

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

🌙

[adaline | (4.1/45 kg) @hoearexic]

just found this banger on insta

[ned! @nedsore]

Sad i cant tweet in this font

[jermy ೀ cms closed (⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠) @mandzuu_]

"are you afab or amab?" bitch im afag

[Brie “Stupid Twink” Monger @ThisStupidTwink]

if you big spoon a girl who’s been forced to service top her whole life she will look at you like you like a stray dog that’s being treated with human kindness for the first time

[olivia @conkorbepis]

proof that estrogen fucking WORKS

[Queen Chimerazilla ☭🐾 @Qveen_Potato]

Use this post to quote that one early transition picture that you want to share to give others hope?

(Please don't participate if you don't want your pic out there)