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Certified pre-owned shitposter | He/Him | fuck the faa | shut down rikers island while we're at it

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@ellenfromnowon

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@myoeni1 A thing about the new laser based weaponry (sickle, new quasar cannon) would be sick. Something along the lines of feel freedom's energy or something. Love your work!

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@HazelAzureus @Renate651 @MythicalChef

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@ChefReactions "new" smh they don't respect the OG

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@MelzyRose90 is that one of those blanket hoodies? I love those so much!

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We're rapidly approaching the awkward sales season. "Come on down for the post post post christmas sale. Ring in the new years 3 weeks late with 2.024% off any purchase of 5,000 or more". Stuff like that

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@Melzy_rose90 these are amazing! make sure you dry out the tube and pouch before storing it, they can get *nasty* (source: I drank out of a moldy one for almost a week during summer camp)

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@ellenfromnowon throwing a cup of wine in each and every fuel tank, just for good measure

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I once ran into a glass sliding door at full speed. According to witnesses I BOUNCED off the glass like a cartoon, and left a perfect face imprint against the glass. I'm still reminded of it to this day. It was like 15 years ago.

[Stone Cold Steven Universe @Bolt_451]

Right. Let's try one of these again.

QRT this with the silliest way you've injured yourself?

I once as a kid was so self conscious of being hit with conkers that I walked into a lamppost in front of the whole school and broke my nose

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@Laika4895

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@LeemanKessler What is an election but a very long application and interview process?

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@LolOverruled A canine involved jaw deployment against an armed perpetrator

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@MerriamWebster @neorsd sorry not sorry

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@ellenfromnowon

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This is it. The basis of an American unit of time measurement. Standard Burger Time. I'll explain more in a couple of Quarter Pounders.

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Absolutely amazing funnel cake from @funnel__vision tonight! Happy 4th!

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@Mike_Haracz @CriticalBard That is a slick looking jacket!

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@LolOverruled Drink his Secretions, Lawyer

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@HRN_Chris @dawnyaaan Possibly? Taste is one of those weird things where a million different factors affect it. I might have to try dipping a fry in a grimace shake next time