Connor Heitman

“I don’t want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.” NWMSU Grad | ΦΔΘ Alumnus | Views = Mine

[Connor Heitman @conman0314]

@beachballistics Have you looked into L72 red laser compatibility? Ya know, for science

[nick wright @getnickwright]

I have no idea who KC is picking, but I’m genuinely shocked Buffalo has the temerity to trade with KC again.

Good for them for the chutzpah, but my goodness this is like France coming back to Jefferson after the Louisiana Purchase and asking, “Any more business you want to do?”

[Corps of Engineers @PortlandCorps]

Us: *makes a cat calendar for people to enjoy*

People: "You guys suck at Photoshop."

At least now we finally have a New Year's resolution. Going to enroll in a Photoshop class.

In case you want it, here's a link to our poorly Photoshopped calendar: https://t.co/xBPLTMwb8s

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

One minute you’re young and listening to Trap Queen at a house party with a backpack full of natty lights, the next you’re excited about a new air freshener

[Tessa Davis @TessaRDavis]

10 amazing websites that cost you nothing, but will save you hundreds of hours of your life:

[Katarzyna Vallera 🖖 @katvalleratrvl]

@gambale_anthony @sagehyden

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

I felt free to be outrageous & unrestrained because when I signed those cards, it was under the condition that the owner would never sell them or ever show them in public. #oops 🫣😳 (of these four-Vader's my fave)
#TrueStory

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

come at us

[Matt Whitlock @MattWhitlock]

Oh my gosh it’s the Simpsons in real life.

[Jimmy G @jimmygards]

A mop head bro in a graphic tee under a suit jacket taking a bottle of Pappy to the face… it’s just so SEC I could cry

[Connor Heitman @conman0314]

@Jbizzle_4 It’s only weird if you don’t have that moment of realizing you have all these quarter water bottles and drink all like 6 of them at once

[Jake Strawhecker @thefinalSTRAW]

How it started How it’s going #Chiefs

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Ticketmaster be like:

Concert ticket: $40
Venue fee: 21.32
Access fee $18.32
Paperless transmission fee: $12.03
Fee Fee: $8.84
Fi Fo Fum: $3.43
Cuz We Can Fee: $2.01
Might as well fee: $1.89
WTF you gonna do nigga, not go? fee: $1.38
Another dollar won’t hurt nobody fee: $1.00

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Wake up sheeple, the government is monitoring your brunch orders

[Gillian is feeling witchy🔮 @MockingjayTay13]

I’m DEAD 😂

[Connor Heitman @conman0314]

These were the songs I had on repeat this year. What were yours? #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/06G4mcYs2Z

[Connor Heitman @conman0314]

@abbymatts0n But it’s such a crazy movie! I can’t wait to rewatch it with the knowledge of the ending.

[Yami Y⁷ 💜🐙🦋 @nocturneop9no1]

I'm choking laughing omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂