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✨yours truly✨

[:) @connchung]

i’ve seen more instagram stories of people at a planet fitness today than i have in my whole life

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@NotBenG nice

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the sexual tension between me and this trader joe’s employee is impalpable

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getting assigned the middle seat and then drinking a large iced tea before my flight is my kind of violence

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babe idk if i can pay rent this month i bought 18 stanley cups

[:) @connchung]

can’t wait to be snowed in and watch a bunch of dave ramsey

[:) @connchung]

toadette is the feminist icon i’ve always wanted

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cannot unsee that the T in the Tesla logo looks like an IUD

[:) @connchung]

i got drunk at a bar in the minneapolis-saint paul airport with a random middle aged white man and we bonded and then proceeded to add each other on linkedin

[:) @connchung]

day one of owning the convertible i decided to wear a dress and the seats are so low getting in and out and i have flashed so many people

[:) @connchung]

love me some laced supreme nut factory

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

People don’t talk about how hard it is to be want to be there for someone that won’t let you in.

[Brent Terhune @BrentTerhune]

When the hibachi chef is about to throw you a shrimp

[:) @connchung]

with the pending bonus i have coming along at work, i now have the disposable income to finally try magic spoon cereal

[:) @connchung]

@Doowan_TO legit sensory overload

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as featured on my phone

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@jokewitch the ~hoop earrings~

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@realpaulcyphers opie > anthony

[:) @connchung]

wearing gray sweatpants wishing i had a dick i can show off

[:) @connchung]

tweeting this tweet to remind myself that i am hot