Mahesh Rajashekar

ನೀ ಮಾಯೆಯೊಳಗೊ...ನಿನ್ನೊಳು ಮಾಯೆಯೊ ???

[Mahesh Rajashekar @connect_mahesh]

😂📡 INDIA’S TELECOM CIRCUS: STARLINK EDITION! 🤣

🚀 Musk: Mars wasn’t enough—now he wants to beam Wi-Fi into every Indian home! 😂

📶 Ambani & Airtel: Competition has reached orbit. Time to test who has the strongest signal—and the deepest pockets! 🤣

🏢 Adani: Pulled into the telecom showdown without even buying a ticket! 😂

🇮🇳 Modi: “Welcome, Musk—but Indian rules come first!” Even satellites need ground clearance! 🇮🇳

🇺🇸 Trump: “America First!” Even when the customers—and subscription payments—are in India! MAGA meets Indian broadband! 😂

🤦 Rahul Gandhi: Once worried about Starlink’s security, now ready to support it. Political GPS: still locked on Anti-Modi mode! 🤣

🤝 Revanth Reddy: Rahul supports Starlink? Consider the signal received—solidarity first, satellite details later! 😂

📢 CJP at Jantar Mantar: Musk gets a special invitation to the protest. The agenda: oppose the government and demand interplanetary Wi-Fi! 🤣

📡 Priyanka Gandhi: Holding a Starlink dish at the protest. Congress has found a signal; consistency is still buffering! 😂

🤔 Waiting for Asaduddin Owaisi: National interest first—political differences can wait! 🇮🇳

📶 Akhilesh Yadav: Walking out of the INDIA protest? Looks like the alliance ran out of free Wi-Fi! 😂

📵 Mamata Banerjee: Network lost! She’s trying to reconnect through Congress, but Congress itself is stuck on No Signal. Please retry after the next alliance meeting! 🤣

👮 Delhi Police: Musk at Jantar Mantar? Prepare barricades, diversions, metro restrictions—and the ultimate challenge: issuing a challan to a satellite! 🚀😂

🗳️ Gyanesh Kumar: Checking Musk’s name on the SIR voter list 🤣

Starlink may connect remote villages—but who’ll connect this political circus to consistency? 😂📡

[Mahesh Rajashekar @connect_mahesh]

@MichaelMalvin78 One loophole in the question.

[Mahesh Rajashekar @connect_mahesh]

@TrumpUpdateHQ @LauraLoomer @catturd2 @akafaceUS @NancyMace @RealHickory @TaraBull808 @ValentinaForUSA @TiffanyFong_ @TexasRepublic71 @CMShehbaz is a RAW agent. He claimed victory for Bharat .

[Deepika Narayan Bhardwaj @DeepikaBhardwaj]

KARNATAKA HIGH COURT :

Wife asking for 6,16,000 per month maintenance

4-5 Lacs per month for knee pain, physiotherapy

15000 per month for shoes dresses

60000 per month for food inside home

Few more thousands for dining outside home

JUDGE : ASK HER TO EARN 🤣

[Mahesh Rajashekar @connect_mahesh]

Man who quelled Bangalore riots in 2 hours is the new chief minister...
Congratulations @BSBommai !!

[Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו @netanyahu]

Wishing my very good friend @PMOIndia @narendramodi and all the people of #IncredibleIndia a joyful #IndiaIndependenceDay .
You have so much to be proud of.

स्वतंत्रता दिवस की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं

🇮🇱🤝🇮🇳

[Mahesh Rajashekar @connect_mahesh]

Meanwhile

[Mahesh Rajashekar @connect_mahesh]

@RahulGandhi Dude! You are stuck in the wrong job..

[Mahesh Rajashekar @connect_mahesh]

@SingtelSupport - is there any ongoing issues with singtel fibre broadband? Internet connection is down since last 2 hrs

[Chakravarty Sulibele @astitvam]

Suvarna anchor Ajith’s tongue slipped and called Amulya Leon as Sunny Leon in his TV show. You know what happened next?
At the end of the program he apologised not to Amulya but to Sunny Leon!!
#attitude

[Ankur Singh @AnkurSingh]

If NDTV is not propaganda channel, how its reporters find same lady Saima Khan, everyday?

[Tejasvi Surya @Tejasvi_Surya]

#CAA2019: Nothing more than an opportunity for religiously persecuted minorities from 3 theocratic states to become full citizens of India

Show your support for inclusiveness.
Stand up for their rights.

Give a missed call on 88662-88662.

#IndiaSupportsCAA

[Sambit Patra @sambitswaraj]

“मैं आ रहा हूँ सिखों ..भागो ..अंजाम बहुत बुरा होगा ..या अल्लाह ..लाइलहाह इलल्लाह”

Can someone please translate this in Italian for ⁦@RahulGandhi⁩ & Sonia Gandhi ...so that they stop asking for evidences of Minority persecution in Pakistan!!

[Amit Shah @AmitShah]

To extend your support for the historic Citizenship Amendment Act-2019 brought in by PM @NarendraModi’s government, to ensure justice to the religiously persecuted minorities from Pakistan, Bangladesh and Afghanistan, kindly give a missed call on 88662-88662. #IndiaSupportsCAA

[Chakravarty Sulibele @astitvam]

2 Bangladeshi Muslims working in a farm killed d owner 4 money. His son Akram, yea you heard right AKRAM later says beat these Bangladeshis wherever you find! When the problem knocks the door only then we understand.
#Karnataka
#IndiaSupportsCAA_NRC_NPR
#IndiaDoesNotSupportCAA

[Mahesh Rajashekar @connect_mahesh]

@srivatsayb Then why making big issue out of nothing when it’s not a problem.

[Tejasvi Surya @Tejasvi_Surya]

Let us make this absolutely clear.

There is nothing anti-Muslim in the CAA.

But the anti-CAA protests are all anti-Hindu.

[Mahesh Rajashekar @connect_mahesh]

Time for my ASN 🍿 🎥 — at Golden Digital Theatre @ Golden Mile Complex https://t.co/RK5m6wlW9N