George Conner

[Mary Sell @Mary_Sell_]

“We don’t take our pants off at the park!” is something apparently I have to say to my children.

[The Anniston Star @AnnistonStar]

An anonymous donor came by the Anniston Walmart store Monday and paid off all remaining layaway accounts, revealing their identity to just one Walmart supervisor. https://t.co/E6xjX4gi0u

[Cecil Hurt @CecilHurt]

Saban on Tua: “We lost a great player, a great leader and everyone is hurting...I called him Saturday night to cheer him up and he cheered me up.”

[The MMQB @theMMQB]

“Dearest friends — I hope this letter finds you all well. Life on the family farm is just as I remembered…”

—@CaptAndrewLuck pens a farewell address to his unit:

https://t.co/QNFQLqExoV

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
The quill has never felt more heavy. I have made the decision to holster my sidearm permanently. I shall battle no more. The decision is difficult, but, as the hogs taught me, I must be true to myself. I am coming home to care for you and the farm.
— Andrew

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
We have heard rumblings that Bears may be headed our way. I have ordered all the rations be buried in hopes they are not lured to our camp. I am still not drilling. The sawbones feels I need more time to ensure I am battle ready for the actual campaign.
— Andrew

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
The Dog Men bamboozled our unit. After days of running maneuvers together, they engaged us in a scuffle. Disappointing. ‘Twas minor and counted for nothing. As for myself, the sawbones deem that I am on the mend. I remain patient and steadfast. Sanguine.
— Andrew

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
We were not victorious over the Bison men, however the match wasn’t so much a battle as a minor dust-up. Essentially, neither unit won nor lost; the outcome was mostly academic. Actual battle will not take place for several weeks. We continue to prepare.
— Andrew

[Captain Baker Mayfield @CaptBMayfield]

Dearest Mother: Rumor has spread of my promotion to the unlikely rank of general. It was but a flattering bon mot from Sgt Odell. Let the readers of our correspondence know I anticipate a captaincy in two years when the #Cleveland command extends my commission. — Baker

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
Basic training continues to progress. While my sidearm is operating illustriously, Gen. Reich has determined the uncomfortable baby-cow portion of my leg needs rest. Please, do not fret. However, I shall command the planned Bison men skirmish from afar.
— Andrew

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
I have safely arrived at Camp to begin basic training. Betwixt counting birds during the day and stars at night, the journey felt short. My sidearm is polished. My uniform is crisp. My neckbeard: full. The new campaign has officially begun. Exhilarated.
— Andrew

[Reckon @reckonnews]

First, there was an @_attacksquirrel.

Then, there was a Tuscaloosa @pythontown.

Now, enormous yellow jacket nests with as many as 15,000 workers?

What have we done?

https://t.co/HsHpz8KsDj

[Lindsey Rogers @Lindseyreporter]

WOW. One arrested, one sought by @LimestoneCoSO accused of keeping an “attack squirrel” inside apt, feeding it meth to keep it aggressive.

The squirrel was inside a cage, and released by deputies.

"There was no safe way to test the squirrel for meth." @stephendyoung05

[NWS Mobile @NWSMobile]

🌀 Here is the breakdown of the monthly hurricane climatology including climatological zones of origin & the tropical hurricane tracks for Atlantic Basin. #HurricanePrep

[NWS Eastern Region @NWSEastern]

A map view of 2018-2019 seasonal snowfall totals across the continental US, and zoomed in across the Eastern US.

[James Spann @spann]

This timely tornado warning was issued in a challenging weather environment today by meteorologists at the NWS Birmingham, who continue to work with no paycheck. This was a significant tornado that hit Wetumpka (rating will he determined tomorrow), yet there were no fatalities.

[Brian Kibler @bmkibler]

Into the Spiderverse was just incredible. An absolute work of art. Brought me to both laughter and tears, and in a beautiful visual way that merged so many different comic styles. Legit one of the best movies - not just animated movies - I've ever seen.

[Brian Kibler @bmkibler]

My only complaint is that making me wait through two sets of credits full of endless animators for that hilarious scene nearly ruptured my bladder.

[Shaun Dion Hamilton @iam_sdh20]

Calling it now. Hurts finna win us the game just watch.