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[Goke🍹 @gokehq]

How did birds even know exactly where to deliver a letter back then? 😭

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Doing laundry and realizing you can’t wash the clothes you’re wearing🤦‍♂️… you can never have a completely fresh start

[aether @bluewdrift]

Best career advice that I can give: Don't ever attach yourself to a person, a place, a company, an organization or a project. Attach yourself to a mission, a calling, a purpose ONLY. That's how you keep your power & your peace. It's worked pretty well for me thus far.

[Sandy Stone @swahigx]

Anyone who follows me, I need your help. I am locked in at an eatery along Moi Avenue, @Pepinos pizza, @Chicken Hse, @Blueberry along Kimathi street CBD. I was in the ladies when they locked up. Which was an hour ago. Please retweet to help me get to the manager or owners

[𝕀 𝔸𝕄 𝕎ℍ𝕆 𝕀 𝔸𝕄 @ManLikeMen]

@iamjoseh_ Tears me down all the time 😂😂😂

[𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔 @iamjoseh_]

During prime COVID era kuna dem alienda ku poop kwa choo za Pepinos, got very comfortable and overstayed in there. Kutoka akapata Pepinos wamefunga na wameenda home. The supervisor who had keys was just trying to beat the curfew. What a dramatic night it was on the internet 😂

[Kijana ya KarU @kiprop_haron]

Bois flani anaitwa solo alikua na makwela thao, ustake jua

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Ndio huyu vampire wa Ruiru..@DCI_Kenya .

[Meggyyyy @pinkyy_nurse]

Let’s keep resharing massively for Lauretta!!!!

[wrestlemaniaaa! @3etabeth]

😍😍

[kumaloo @corleone_dennis]

@3etabeth 😭 go girl

[ラムさん @houseingcal]

どうしてこんな面白いゲーム思いつくの🤣

[Lil Krispah @Krispah45133]

"God akachapia Musa, usikanyage hizi ma area na dontire zako bois, chomoa...

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Ntabuy inhaler ya kuweka bedside in case nipige one minute of sex napata excuse

[Kinyanjui @_kevs1]

@96Lost_ @Stan_Subru @LeeRussian 🤣🤣 Bro you are a good person..Mm hizi maswali singejibu 🤣

[🩸Doc HardPossum🩸 @CornpopDoc46362]

Please pray for my son. He collapsed at football practice and his core temp went out of sight. He was transported to a small rural hospital unconcious. He's 16 and needs prayer warriors.
Thank you in advance.

[BIN DIESEL @BinweA]

as a person who exclusively wears black, you've changed my life

[venus 🪷. @r0segardenn]

i’ve always thought schengen was a chinese ass name for a european visa

[5IVE 6IX @realmwendachris]

Mungu sikusema njeri....Nlisema GLE

[MaThings @KelMaundu]

This reminds everyone of that tweet 👌😄