connie

Sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot.

[connie @connieinchicago]

nothing keeps your ego in check like your eyebrow waxer asking if you also want your upper lip done

[connie @connieinchicago]

BEGGING ride share apps for the ability to filter out teslas

[connie @connieinchicago]

treadmill speed gap relationship

[connie @connieinchicago]

just had my first experience on the reels page and it’s scary

[connie @connieinchicago]

lasted 2 hours back in the office before i bought a flight to italy

[connie @connieinchicago]

“my dad farted and framed me for it”

[connie @connieinchicago]

prepared all year for today (using find my friends as practice for the nyc marathon app)

[connie @connieinchicago]

@_scanand this is a flex

[connie @connieinchicago]

@JeremyWoo horrified for you

[connie @connieinchicago]

@JeremyWoo why are you moving

[connie @connieinchicago]

@kahn_junior my dad has also sent me his baby rabbit in hole videos 😭😭 and documented them daily

[connie @connieinchicago]

am i first person ever to go straight from the airport to @PartyCity?

[connie @connieinchicago]

@JeremyWoo further proof of my theory that colorado has the nicest people

[connie @connieinchicago]

Hate to be that basic bitch but damn I love oat milk @OatlyUS

[connie @connieinchicago]

The worst thing about summer is that people think it’s okay all of a sudden to put melon in salads

[connie @connieinchicago]

A very New York thing that happened to me today: almost made Katie Couric leave a conference room I reserved

[connie @connieinchicago]

The benches after airport security is the international area for getting your shit together

[connie @connieinchicago]

In a little over two weeks I’m moving to New York. Life truly comes at you fast like when am I supposed to find time to think of a new Twitter/Instagram handle

[connie @connieinchicago]

Things I greatly underappreciated until recently: good bread and good socks

[connie @connieinchicago]

@AlecHoge MISS YOU

[connie @connieinchicago]

@TWO_Kz_ I only remember Tao was one of them. Miss you!!