connor

comedian

[JP 𖣂⍣ @Awakenjp]

this sentence was never meant to be said

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

“okay now one where you have that shit on please”

[Daquan Wiltshire DSG 🤘🏾🐝 @DAQUANDSG]

Ngl if you’re fat and we’re in an argument, the first thing I’m doing is calling you fat

[connor @connorbergersen]

I would’ve jacked off so much if I was on Love Island that the producers would’ve had to stop the show

[Garbage Human @GarbageHuman24]

I’m sorry but if you were sexually abused by this nigga then that’s 100% on you

[Jim Drunkenmeyer @jimdrunknmiller]

leaving the toilet seat up at an all girls house u would think i just reenslaved black people

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

how she looks at me after i do my chinese accent in front of her parents

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Just asked Bill Belichick’s gf how they met

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

men love to show you a youtube video. it is a sign of deep respect in their culture

[🤕(sick pants) @SureThing_Buddy]

You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me. Just when I thought this day couldn’t get any worse

[Ryan Williams Burner Account @RyansBurner2]

Shaduer Sanders in all of his draft interviews

[The Hood Therapist @OhhMar24]

Shedeur Sanders must’ve been in the Pre-Draft Interviews like this

[moshes with wolves (fully magnetic) @cleve989]

Every helmet I ever played football is now outdated and banned by the NFL

[connor @connorbergersen]

As corny as that space shit is Katy Perry still bad af idc

[𝕿𝖆𝖙𝖘 𝕿𝖍𝖆𝖙’𝖑𝖑 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖙 𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝕬𝖘𝖘 @tatsthatgohard]

Lot going on here

[connor @connorbergersen]

U will die alone

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

always improving my protocol

green light...
. reduces migraines by up to 60%
. calms chronic pain
. improves sleep quality
. lowers anxiety

[jody @wnbagirlfriend]

screaming at my useless fucking newborn baby