bling klop

peruser of texts

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who up with they zodiarchs deciding the fate of the world rn

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GOD FUCKING CORN

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things going on at my house lately

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i love the gay little teas from panera

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the midwestern power couple of she/they gf + gas station worker bf who would vote red otherwise but votes blue because his girlfriend would get mad at him

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no being has more power than a middle-aged irish woman in a sequin dress

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i take a bit of time to reply to emails (painstakingly respond to every individual notification i get from fandom for a wikia page i edited in 2016)

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excited to announce that i am moving to the house from There Will Come Soft Rains

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i have so many canadian quarters

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starbucks chocolate chip cookie
inherently evil item

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its im its i im i i slay

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(dunkin donuts commercial voice) a brilliant new medium roast that's luxurious velvety and bad

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euphoria is just riverdale which is just pretty little liars which is just gossip girl

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someone needs to harness the power of homophobes in instagram map accounts

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why are they making gamefaqs walkthrough ascii art with no profit incentive

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@wolfblitzer are you planning something wolf

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@SolidxIgnition @ManMilk2 stop digging lol

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@CanadianPolling

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@HonRainsey @c_hopp2014 @CanadianPolling @LeanTossup are you high

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me at the canadian french debate: uh um bonjour uh i am uh i am francois guevremont sacre bleu