Connor McBride

i make really good omelets

[Connor McBride @connormcbride27]

Win tickets to @lictour EUGENE ft. @steveaoki via. @DanceMusicNW http://t.co/dhBYfRqiVj via @PunchTabWin

[Adam Proteau @Proteautype]

With the Game 3 win, the Kings move to an impressive 15-0 (and 61-0 if you include the regular season) when they outscore the opposition.

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

"As fuck" being your most commonly used unit of measurement. #TFM

[amir @blumenfeld]

If my flight gets delayed one more time I swear to God I'm gonna sit here and wait longer.

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

Dad threatening to take away your credit card. Mom not knowing you have one. #TFM

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

Being called your nickname for so long that very few people know your real name. #TFM

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

So true!

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

The subtle glance exchanged between you and a brother while explaining your anti-hazing policy to a rushee. #TFM

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

Bubba having more green jackets than golf lessons. #TFM

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(212): He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.