ME (showing him around downtown Toronto): That Tim Hortons won't let you use the bathroom, but the one across the road will and the one around the corner will.
CRISTIANO RONALDO: Wow.
Imagine Cinemas is fucking great, okay? You go so far underground there's no phone service so no one can be an asshole during the movie, best place to watch a movie in the city don't care fuck you fuck all of you freaks.
Kevin O’Leary says most people waste $15,000 a year on stupid stuff like legal fees
“Stop paying for the lawyers and settlements after you kill 2 people with your boat”
“You get in your boat and kill two people on a lake, what are you an idiot? Put your wife behind the wheel”
Life With Derek: The Problem With Derek | My Story | The Truth About Edwin | White Excellence | ASMR + JOI | Where Is The Real Grave? [run-time 7 hours 43 minutes]
I've been wanting to delete tiktok for a while now because it's honestly dog shit (I'm using Twitter still so what the fuck do I know) Anyway a good way to motivate myself is to repeat "tiktok has become reddit" over and over in my head until I get rid of the fucker.