小麦悪魔 🌾👹

God's little mistake 🙂

[Robert Skvarla @RobertSkvarla]

America 250 is going well

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[小麦悪魔 🌾👹 @lukeofbrien]

Asking the usher during the second intermission of Shen Yun if the part with Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan starts soon

[#1 haterade drinker 🌾🇵🇸 @tyelland]

a rare bright spot of late had been that we don’t really have predatory leeches — sorry, “prediction markets” — operating in canada. i hate this

[小麦悪魔 🌾👹 @lukeofbrien]

Jared Fogle Autographed Rookie Card Graded Gem Mint PSA 2001-2002 All-Star Selection Chrome RC Insert - LAST ONE

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

ME (showing him around downtown Toronto): That Tim Hortons won't let you use the bathroom, but the one across the road will and the one around the corner will.

CRISTIANO RONALDO: Wow.

[小麦悪魔 🌾👹 @lukeofbrien]

Whenever I see Bo Bichette or the fucking Game 7 home run (pick any of them) it feels like a stranger appearing out of a crowd grinning holding a photograph of my dead son (theoretical)

[josh 📈 @oldviennalager]

pitching Mark Carney a proposal about "Canada's Beer+Nacho Sovereignty" and getting a $375 million grant wired into my chequing account. we're really vulnerable as a nation we need to get serious about our sovereignty in the beer and nacho space. lets get something for the table

[小麦悪魔 🌾👹 @lukeofbrien]

Nobody has the fucking balls to drive a forest green car with wood panelling anymore

[小麦悪魔 🌾👹 @lukeofbrien]

I look like a racist caricature of an Irish drunk and Chabad guys still ask me if I'm Jewish all the time lol you guys SUCK at this

[小麦悪魔 🌾👹 @lukeofbrien]

@H_M1tchell 自分の目で見たよ... 🥲

[小麦悪魔 🌾👹 @lukeofbrien]

(Doctor Internet voice) jays game?

[小麦悪魔 🌾👹 @lukeofbrien]

Notwithstanding this guy being a smug asshole, the AC equation will inevitably be rendered moot when the two halves of the equation are: "a 1% increase in greenhouse gas emissions" vs. "excess deaths of tens of thousands of seniors every summer"

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

Propaganda about Europe needing AC is dangerous and must stop

Heat waves are uncomfortable, yes, but they are survivable with basic common sense

AC is a luxury that accelerates the climate crisis causing these hot summers!

Instead destroying our planet even more, we must embrace sensible solutions: staying in a shade, opening windows at night and siestas

Europeans don't "need" AC to live productive lives

Let's just accept that sometimes weather is hot (shocking, I know)

A little discomfort is a small price for being morally correct

[小麦悪魔 🌾👹 @lukeofbrien]

@JohnnyGiunta_ He starts speaking so languidly describing nonsense about the crowd or whatever and you can hear the glove popping at home plate 2-3+ times before he even bothers to start giving you the count lol, so infuriating

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Loser on line one ☎️🧏‍♂️

[Dr. Grizzo (PhD, MD, BA, MBA, 7'4 240 IQ) @mrgrozz]

NEWS: Darren Dreger on Overdrive says it's "very unlikely" insurgents will storm the Bastille (July 1789)

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Not me #Henchman #ProudToBeAGoon

[小麦悪魔 🌾👹 @lukeofbrien]

Usually "carbonizing" some "Trees" with your buddy "Oliver" was a universally recognized good time. Sadly, recent tragic events in Brazil have changed this,

[rune sword @runesword1]

i don’t care about the prophecy, rip that farm boy’s arms and legs off at the top of the ziggurat