Connor Oltman

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

"We can't take care of sick people or kids because we'd rather use the money on war" is a hell of a midterms pitch

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

💅🏻🇺🇸🔥

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

You hired them dude

[Joe @JoePostingg]

I don't think JD Vance killed the Pope, I think meeting JD Vance probably drained the Pope's will to live. It's subtly different.

[Connor Oltman @connoroltman]

@witzigdg I’m less concerned why a top global university gets research funds rather than why a government thinks it can dictate private education and require universities to Big Brother their students . But who care about the 1st Amendment right?🤷🏻‍♂️

[Connor Oltman @connoroltman]

@witzigdg 1. ISU forecasts $46M in grants and contracts for 2025 (8% of rev). $2 billion to Harvard are over multi-year grants, in 2024 it was $686M (11% of rev) seemingly all spent toward research.
2. Harvard’s endowment accounts for 37% of its annual revenue. Applied to varying expenses.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

👀 You have got to be kidding me.

https://t.co/IhhvFvw6DG

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

"How can that be profitable for Frito-Lay?"
https://t.co/YEiM4lHqtp

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

They’re going for gasps

[Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott]

I've been taking a shot every time I heard a lie during the presidential debate and the ambulance should be here soon I hope

[Connor Oltman @connoroltman]

Insane how @NBCOlympics has commercials every 2 points in this @usavolleyball match and then stays at commercial until 4 points are missed. Seen more political ads than actual volleyball.

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

My dream is that they’ll use VAR to bring players back for matches that ended 20 years ago so we get to watch them one more time 🙏🏽

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Uh oh, it looks like South Carolina is getting fired… #TDSThrowback

[SimpleSCOTUS is yearning for democracy @SimpleSCOTUS]

Trump v. United States (2024)

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Definition of simpler times

[Ian @Ian_Armbruster_]

Fuck you turbotax

[Connor Oltman @connoroltman]

@roble773 Gio in tears at halftime checking his feed

[Connor Oltman @connoroltman]

@MenInBlazers Don’t know how he still gets appearances, let alone starts.

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

Tyler Adams is enormous. 90th minute and he is charging around the field as if he just came on, covering for his teammates and just being a Bad Man 🇺🇸

[Connor Oltman @connoroltman]

@Ian_Armbruster_ @sportbible