Con-Man

[scoob @MostCrucified]

a particularly strong vape hit has me feeling like the onion knight davos seaworth

[aarøn. @ayroned]

They call him “the unlikely” cuz he unlikely to not have that shit on

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

Tim Dillon: “So what we worship Baal?”

“The Dow is up!”

“So what we’re part of an ancient blood cult?”

“The Dow is up!”

“So what we perform sacrifices to deities so that we can have their power?”

“The Dow is up!”

“Maybe you should thank Baal for the Dow being at 50,000.”

“Maybe instead of angering Baal, you thank Baal for what he’s done for American 401Ks.”

“Baal has done more for the S&P 500 than Joe Biden did.”

“That’s Pam Bondi telling everyone to thank the demon Baal for the S&P 500, and don’t worry about the child sacrifices.”

@TimJDillon

[Michael @Socdem_Michael]

He wasn��t some pedo loser that needed Epstein’s help to get laid.

Bro sourced his own crack and ADULT consenting hookers!

A true American hero.

[sgp @stogolp]

Honestly if you are 45+ and not in Epstein logs you probably weren't grinding hard enough.

[the eliminator @infinite_bug]

is chatGPT down for anyone else? i’m a pediatric oncologist so this is kind of urgent

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

Personally, I love these tariffs.

Higher prices means I have to spend more of my hard earned money and that’s only going to make grind harder.

I’m just built different

[Luke Dutch @LukeDutchh]

The more time I spend around my 9 year old niece makes me realise that at her age I had absolutely 0 reason murdering thousands of innocent civilians at an airport with my Russian comrades

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

🇺🇸 Purchasing power of $100 USD since the creation of the Federal Reserve:

1913: $100.00
1923: $84.00
1933: $60.00
1943: $43.00
1953: $32.00
1963: $25.00
1973: $18.00
1983: $12.00
1993: $8.00
2003: $6.00
2013: $4.35
2024: $3.00

[FatAunty @poetrypainter]

@POTUS

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

WHOLE.
LEE.
SHIT.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Black men deserve a president who cares about making their lives better.

[Coach Beans @CoachBeansTTU]

Take your universal healthcare and shove it up your ass this is what I want my tax dollars spent on

[Mike Hunt, CFA @BockoCocko]

I have a slight suspicion George Floyd would have thoroughly enjoyed galaxy gas

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The NFL in a few years for no reason whatsoever

[Richard Longfork @RichardLongfork]

Welcome to the SEC lil bro #ifyoucanttaketheheatstayoutofthekitchen

[Ian Haworth @ighaworth]

How did this happen?