Connor ☀️’Hara

parody account in no way associated with the real Connor O’Hara

[Charlotte Wilder @TheWilderThings]

Oh okay so when Jason Kelce does it everyone loves it but when I do it it’s “time to go home”

[Connor ☀️’Hara @conohara]

No get my god damn dog on the flight

[americanair @AmericanAir]

@conohara Hello there, meet us in DM with your 6-letter confirmation code and details about this. We'd like to see how we can help.

[Connor ☀️’Hara @conohara]

@BarstoolBigCat @AmericanAir let me reserve a spot for my dog w/ known & airline APPROVED carrier measurements, check my bags, then after my luggage was on the other side of the counter said his carrier is too big for the plane and he can’t fly. As a dog owner please fix this.

[Shane ☘️ @shane_22_]

@20Skylar @conohara For anyone who may not see it

[gaut @0xgaut]

nightmare collab just dropped

[pj @pjayevans]

I think JFK killed himself

[Connor ☀️’Hara @conohara]

@MidwesternMitch Need tim to give one of these

[David Hoang @davidhoang]

Millennials de-escalate by adding "lol" at the end of everything. AIM tendencies.

[Connor ☀️’Hara @conohara]

@kcoharah I love this for us

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

hear me out…life, but easier and more fun

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

The dentist said I grind in my sleep

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Today is my birthday. I’m not a big birthday guy. Everybody gets born. It’s nothing to be proud of. So instead of birthday wishes I’d ask you to sent 1 negative tweet to any of my enemies. Do not threaten them. Just remind them that they stink. Thank you.

[Maddy @maddy_walz]

Remember when everyone would skip class in college to day drink in the nice weather? Can we do that with work too

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Sorry I missed your call I was waiting for my phone to stop ringing

[Connor ☀️’Hara @conohara]

Stop fucking interviewing them

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Machine Gun Kelly tells Vogue that Megan Fox's engagement ring was designed to hurt if she takes it off:

“The bands are actually thorns. So if she tries to take it off, it hurts … Love is pain.”

[trash jones @jzux]

me, age 22 (hopeful): anything can happen!

me now (horrified): anything can happen

[jackson howard @jaxxonhoward]

why are you, a sentient being, emailing my work email on December 28