Conor McCartney

Semi-professional drinker, music lover, gooner.

[Conor McCartney @conormcc_13]

@ManYooDan Would fit right in with all the other sexual deviants as well

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@HandofOzil A

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Tom Aspinall looked both fast and furious

[Simpsons Arsenal @SimpsonsArsenal]

Welcome Kai Havertz!

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Jon Theodore absolutely smashing the fuck out of it for QOSTA here. His drumming on De-Loused in the Comatorium was seminal. Steaming I am.

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@Arsenaljayd @ParkLaneSpurs1 @WestHam_Central Slayed him

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@FuelledSteve @NikSimonovski @uglygame Disagree with the sentiment but, what a cracking tweet.

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@Dan_B94 @ManYooDan uk lol

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@LeighMcManus1 Have the two of them not played in the Belgium underage setup, through to senior, with roughly 15 years together? Excuse two best mates for having a secret shake. God forgive.

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@ryanmathers1995 The one and only

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The Ornacle, from the top rope

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Arsenal have reached agreement with William Saliba over new 4yr contract. 22yo had 12mnths on existing deal but fresh terms will tie him down until at least 2027, amid strong interest from PL + abroad. Now on to paperwork stage @TheAthleticFC #AFC https://t.co/BeUCKqH8zL

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@ManYooDan Always the cowboy, never the cow. Still out?

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Things that you could buy for £60m -

*12 x Gabriel Martinellis🇧🇷
*109,090 x Brentford season tickets🐝
*5 x Formula One cars🏎️
*11 x private jets🛩️
*46.5m x bags of Scampi Fries🦐
*2 x private islands in the Bahamas🏝️

1 x Richarlison 🤡

#TOTMUN

[Conor McCartney @conormcc_13]

@fesshole 8

[Halal Wyler 🏆 @Shamsdale]

🧵 Debunking False Claims About Arsenal’s 2022-23 Season, a thread:

[GoonerNick @nickvann1987__]

🔴⚪️ A thread of all of Martinelli & Saka’s PL goals so far this season 💯⚪️🔴

[Conor McCartney @conormcc_13]

You Only Move Twice is the most beautifully meta thing to ever exist