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Sellick & Scotland | End Hunger, Eat the Rich✊ | 🇵🇸🍉

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[mort @immortic1]

No, we just need to get rid of the 1% who cause over 80% of the worlds pollution

[G.T @gingerrtom]

let them die bro.

[Y'alldabaoth @FadedAfRuatha]

I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to Drug City with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs

[J @J_113CSC]

When a 9 year old girl has been found dead with serious injuries and you are waiting to see the color of the guys skin before deciding how upset you are then you need executed alongside the guy responsible

[Seb Wassell @SebWassell]

If only it rained half the year and we could store that rain for when it doesn't rain the other half.

A rain reserve. A reserver. Or something.

Oh well.

[Billy @_billyreid]

Exceptional community note 🤌

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Well, you did make a mistake. They're not.
The vast majority have already gone home.

Will you be correcting this tweet @SuellaBraverman? In the interests of truth and factual accuracy?

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

When everyone thinks you are senile, a good strategy is to invoke your hatred of windmills, as there are no famous literary parallels to this

[fern || ☕️ in strawpage! @featherleafern]

app store slop games don’t let u see ur battery percentage for the same reason casinos don’t have windows

[Rosedark 📕 @FreeRosedark]

Pressing “keep me signed in” before entering my password

[turbomander (purple era) @turbomander]

"we are close to creating an oil that can cure any ailment" - guy selling snake oil

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

It’s actually gross the amount of money China spends on things like unlimited clean energy for its citizens when it could be sending that money to Israel instead.

[T @dfwtee_]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped.

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

that before bed motivation be crazy like damn ima change the world tomorrow then you wake up with a change of heart like nah mamdani got it

[Conor @conorsinclair67]

Man sits on bench🤬🤬🤬

[Kiera Diss @KieraDiss]

The St. Enoch Square Summer Funfair in Glasgow has lots of activities and rides for children.

This stray was loitering around the area so a concerned parent recorded him.

He literally stares two police down and they just walk on by.

This is the problem with modern policing.

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

1) It’s a tax on tourists.
2) Tourists.

[jg @jgceltic]

Arigato Daizen - somewhere only we know

[gnostic bf 🌶🇵🇸 @gnostic_bf]

Man it must be so exhausting not having any real problems

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

Apparently, you’re not supposed to comment “nightmare blunt rotation” on your ex’s Instagram with a picture of her husband and new baby