my strange sighting

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McDonald’s apple slices tastes like chemicals

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Oh so that’s how it works?

[Joseph 🎭 @9Deface]

Me: Hey Siri.
🤖: Yes master?
Me: Call all of my friends.
🤖: ERROR no friends detected.
Me: I mean my pawns.
🤖: Understood master, calling all 8 billon people.
Me: Checkmate.

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My mind is officially lost

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I have lost my god damn mind

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Beautiful with a tear on top...

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Svara idiot nu är jag arg älskling

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@phoobdoctrine Nyaaa

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I’m cold and calculated

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I’m learning how to be more mysterious
Learning how to keep people on their toes

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r/The48LawsOfPower
How To Be Mysterious?
Question

Robert Greene wrote about that one should be mysterious.

How do you make yourself mysterious?

Maintain a neutral facial expression at all times.

F-cking genius.

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I’m forced to know things

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I really didn’t need to know all of that

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I want to forget so I don’t have to forgive

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I want to forgive

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I’m learning how to be forgiving

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@phoobdoctrine False accusations

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@phoobdoctrine I’m not obligated to explain myself