Hash Slinging Schlager

Just another washed up college grad

[Hash Slinging Schlager @conschlager]

Need a laugh? Watch my sister's fat cat go through the cat door😂

[HoosierFella @awesomeguyhomie]

I hate these fucking guys

[Hash Slinging Schlager @conschlager]

All I want for Christmas is for the Broncos to win out and get the first round bye, thank you Santa🎅🏼

[Camus @newstart_2024]

Roger Federer broke the internet with one statistic that will change how you see every setback in your life.
1,526 singles matches.
Won almost 80% of them.
20 Grand Slams. 103 titles.

Now answer honestly:
What percentage of total points do you think he won across his entire career?
70%? 65%? 60%?

Try … 54%.
He lost literally almost EVERY SECOND POINT he ever played for 24 years.

And still became one of the greatest of all time.

Watch him explain it himself (2:07 of pure life-changing wisdom):
“In tennis, perfection is impossible… When you lose every second point on average, you teach yourself to say:
‘Okay, I double-faulted — it’s only one point.’
‘Okay I got passed at the net — it’s only one point.’
Even a screaming overhead smash that ends up on SportsCenter Top 10… still just one point.

So when you’re playing your point, it has to be the most important thing in the world.
The moment it’s over — it’s behind you.

That mindset frees you to attack the next point, and the next, and the next with absolute intensity and clarity.”

Then he looked at the crowd and said the line that hit a billion people in the soul:
“The real sign of a champion is not that they win every point.
It’s that they lose again and again and again… and have learned how to deal with it.
Negative energy is wasted energy.
Cry it out if you have to. Then force a smile.
Move on. Be relentless. Adapt. Grow.
Work harder — and work smarter.”

Save this post.

The next time you lose a deal, bomb a presentation, get ghosted, miss a deadline, or just have “one of those days” — come back here and read it again.

You’re not falling behind.
You’re just in the 46%.
And the 46% is exactly where every single legend has spent most of their career.

Keep playing the next point.
(full 2:07 clip — sound on)

[Denver Broncos 365 @DailyBroncos]

Good morning

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

“Turn that off, the game is over”

The game:

[Hash Slinging Schlager @conschlager]

Pain :(

[Pete’s United Point Of View #MUFC @petesunitedPOV]

This photo alone is why Twitter is undisputed 😭😭😭😭😭😭

#GlazersOut

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

X-ray footage of me gently putting my phone down after Nabers’ acl tear was confirmed:

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

The only player who is a world champion for club and country. 👏

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

PSG's nightmare

[Hash Slinging Schlager @conschlager]

Instead they do fookin Galaxy Gas… yeah big W

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

W???

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

I love them. 😂

[Nabeel @Moneymamba]

Imagine unmuting to say "nothing from my end, thanks" from here

[Hash Slinging Schlager @conschlager]

@GeorgeGakidis Constructive* tough morning for me

[Hash Slinging Schlager @conschlager]

@GeorgeGakidis Contrastive criticism George. Only way they can learn to become better

[Dinkleberg @GeorgeGakidis]

It’s gotta be legit torture as a customer service rep anytime I call. Just stuck in the crosshairs of your dumb coworkers’ mistakes

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Steve Irwin is the only man who can get bitten by a snake and then apologize to the host 😭

[Sho @Shoyoumomo_]

Pulling up to races with the Hydra In Kirby Air Riders: