JK the Slacker

Conservative, snarky, and so smartly dressed! #IAmAndrewBreitbart

[JK the Slacker @ConservaSlacker]

@RekietaMedia I have to assume Ellison was behind that one.

[JK the Slacker @ConservaSlacker]

@RekietaMedia Why does Krauss, the largest attorney, not simply eat the other attorneys?

[JK the Slacker @ConservaSlacker]

BREAKING: Biden thought all along that they were trying to ban assault Wiccans.

[JK the Slacker @ConservaSlacker]

I would like to take this time to formally apologize to Chicago. I didn't realize how difficult it was to unelect one of your politicians.

[Stephen Stephan @stephenstephan]

#tcot Tweeple none of this is over. MSM or Fox or any news source doesn't create winners or losers, we do.

[JK the Slacker @ConservaSlacker]

It ain't over just yet, my friends. #lnyhbt

[JK the Slacker @ConservaSlacker]

#OnObamasPlate A couple lines of grade-A Colombian. #BaracksSilverSpoon

[JK the Slacker @ConservaSlacker]

@BuzzFeedBen @BuzzFeed Where's the article denoting that he also got a standing ovation at the end of his speech? #caring

[Area Man @lheal]

How do you know a candidate believes something? When he tries to convince a hostile audience to believe it.

[JK the Slacker @ConservaSlacker]

So I've just discovered I'm much better at mocking than being supportive. Guess that means I should be a talk radio host and not a bundler.

[The American Conservative @amconmag]

How Friedrich Hayek eclipsed J.M. Keynes and Milton Friedman http://t.co/du1fyUVB

[Newt Gingrich @newtgingrich]

Taxation without representation led to the American Revolution-taxation with MISrepresentation should be a central theme of this election

[Drunk Obama @ObamaMeltdown]

Those jackasses painted my bus wrong. The motto I asked for is BEATING On America. Racists.

[JK the Slacker @ConservaSlacker]

@AzureAngel17 @keder Unless you used technology enough to play Oregon Trail. Then you know how to avoid the dysentery part.

[Joel Pollak @joelpollak]

Democrats defending Obamacare, saying "kids" will lose health insurance if repealed. 26-year-olds are "kids"! Does that make me a pedophile?

[RBe @RBPundit]

I, for one, thank God we live in a country where @chrisrock is ludicrously rich despite clearly being an ignorant jackass. #GodBlessAmerica

[JK the Slacker @ConservaSlacker]

#caring MT @Messina2012: Americans want to know why a sitting president puts taxpayer money in green energy companies that then go bankrupt.

[JK the Slacker @ConservaSlacker]

I Am A Conservative: I fully respect your right to change your mind or your stance. Just don't expect me to change your diaper. #caring

[Eric Cantor @EricCantor]

On July 11th, the House will once again vote to repeal ObamaCare.