Whoever came up with soup snapped. Like yo dump all that shit we hunted and gathered into a pot & rub some twigs together we about to stretch this shit x 75 with water.
#Phish at the #Sphere
I swear I just talked to God
I would give you all my money, stick my dick in a blender and swear off pussy for the rest of my life in exchange for this.
Bro I met God tonight for real. I feel like I just got saved by Jesus no lie
Since I’ve seen multiple tweets today about not using condoms, let me just say—condoms are for more than just birth control. Just because you or your partner can’t get pregnant doesn’t mean you shouldn’t think about stds. Get tested for god’s sake, jfc