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27🧍🏻 i'm not autistic i've got some other shit going on 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ priv: @carseatz99

[erika @yeeeerika]

you couldn't make Cheers today. no one knows your name

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Playing poker and any time I get a bad card I yell "FUCK!"

[zed @constantzedache]

actually the delivery fee costs less than the burrito so there's no real justification for six...

[zed @constantzedache]

should i order six taco bell double cheesy black bean craving burritos, costing just enough to hit min spend of £15 for free delivery? i can keep some in the fridge right....should i do it?

[zed @constantzedache]

feeling the levels of indignation that drives men to post on r/AITA...it's dark in here

[ken @greeen2me]

ifeel like this rn

[zed @constantzedache]

so ive not smoked today but only because i've slept throughout all my free time is that progress or not

[zed @constantzedache]

@_starlitevening fucking annoying!!!

[zed @constantzedache]

hey grok how to remove that last little bit of hope thats preventing me from blowing my shit smoove off

[zed @constantzedache]

watching young sheldon, yearning for their pure familial love for eachother that i never experienced

[zed @constantzedache]

its sooo cool that you can call nhs 111 in excruciating pain in the middle of the night and the ultimate outcome is a physio appointment in 2 weeks time okay guess i'll just die then

[zed @constantzedache]

save me cocodomal

[zed @constantzedache]

well yes!

[zed @constantzedache]

kinda the original brat if u think about it

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Me tweeting anything

[zed @constantzedache]

i've fully maxxed out on available painkillers and it hasnt even touched the sides oof owie my arm oof owie my shoulder oof owie my neck

[zed @constantzedache]

its actually so cool that sleeping in a slightly different position than usual can cause pain so strong and distracting that i truly believe my day is ruined i love having a physical form

[zed @constantzedache]

went to order the advertised salted caramel cold brew and barista looked at me like i was a freak saying 'we don't have salted caramel....'

[zed @constantzedache]

cis

[Liz!!! @HazelLk6w6]

whats it called when you don't care about your gender but your not non binary