she blund on my stone til i boot

♌️♍️♍️ chaotic evil ♌️♍️♍️

[she blund on my stone til i boot @consumervevo]

i’ll take a potato chip... and EAT IT!

[cj @futurevictim_]

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

[she blund on my stone til i boot @consumervevo]

a flawless film for only the true film critics to enjoy

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

‘Superbad’ was released 18 years ago today

[she blund on my stone til i boot @consumervevo]

@oatconsumer @dingusmj it really did eat it was soooooo fun gd

[she blund on my stone til i boot @consumervevo]

@NwistyOnline i would love and appreciate a boston stop if the cards align for it 🫡🫡🫡🤝🤝

[Kafka, Esq. 🧌 @metalgearobama]

They banned juuls so all the kids just switched to disposable vapes manufactured in dodgy factories in China that have zero oversight. Another moral panic win

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

Me and the Dunkin staff when I show up for my regular

[she blund on my stone til i boot @consumervevo]

@dingusmj please

[🏴‍☠️Maddox🏴‍☠️ @maddoxrules]

People cheering funding cuts to NPR & PBS have never listened to it. NPR is one of the most neutral news orgs there is. It has the trait of every good news organization: it's BORING. If you're feeling strong emotions watching "the news," it's because it's entertainment, not news.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

15 years ago today, Far East Movement released “Like A G6” featuring The Cataracs & DEV.

[she blund on my stone til i boot @consumervevo]

@falseabyss I KNOWWWWWWWW 😭😭😭😭

[she blund on my stone til i boot @consumervevo]

MCR dropping a remastered Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge on the one night i’m actually in bed early ohhhhh thts so foul

[she blund on my stone til i boot @consumervevo]

@falseabyss IM supposed to be asleep right now 😭 you can hear mikey bass you can hear backing vocals sooooo well and the fact that they haven’t said a word about it on any mcr socials makes me crack up

[she blund on my stone til i boot @consumervevo]

@falseabyss it’s on apple music only for me atm (i can’t get it on spotify?) and they updated Im Not Okay on youtube to be 4K!!!!!!

[T ✨🌷 @EveryTaye]

The lord was nowhere near this damn school

[✨ @abolishcxps]

i genuinely do see being a yankees fan as a sign of low moral character

[she blund on my stone til i boot @consumervevo]

this was a really pivotal moment for mj and i

[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day seven years ago, @masonramsey yodeled in a Walmart.

[she blund on my stone til i boot @consumervevo]

sorry i’m not actually active in red sox twitter i just do this to my dunks cups recreationally

[she blund on my stone til i boot @consumervevo]

dunks so good i had to drink half before i even got a pic

[Tom. @RedSoxTom33]

Stop gripping your Dunkin cups like you have anger management problems you wacko’s.