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@noahsarkscans A 5m radar anomaly is now a “giraffe hallway”? Your own August release said radar anomalies don’t prove archaeological origin. The full technical report isn’t due until November. You’re not following the evidence, you’re writing Noah into every unexplained return. Keep grifting.

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@Tsar_Martyr Ok I’ll start. Kids cancer? Why?

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@razorsharp2538 @van00sa Got a $150m payroll triggering that 8.75% ACT rate? A $10m payroll triggering Victoria’s COVID levy? Over $3m in super? If not, you’re borrowing someone else’s tax bill to justify your own tantrum. The missing thresholds were the point.

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@noahsarkscans Your own August release said radar anomalies “do not prove an archaeological origin” and no single method can settle its origin. Now a preliminary report = “100% not geological” and “the Bible is real” before lab results? That’s announcing the conclusion before the evidence.

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@noahsarkscans BREAKING: I’m launching an expedition to prove the Easter Bunny is real. We have recurring egg deposits, eyewitness testimony from children, and centuries of documented tradition. The sceptics are already in damage-control mode. Donations welcome.

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@OldeWorldOrder “Noah’s Ark 100% confirmed!” Meanwhile, the group promoting it is asking for donations and says samples still need lab testing. You’ve confused a headline with scientific confirmation. The donation button appears to be further along than the evidence.

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@seanfeucht 100% confirmed by the people looking for it asking for donations… nothing sus

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@sola_chad All of it? The talking donkey (Numbers 22:28), Noah living to 950 (Genesis 9:29), and bears mauling 42 boys after they mocked a prophet’s bald head (2 Kings 2:23–24)?

“All of it” is doing some spectacularly heavy lifting.

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@The_Antinormie @DailyMail “You just don’t understand it” is a bold defence of a story involving a 600-year-old man, every land animal on one boat, and 8 people repopulating Earth. Asking for evidence isn’t narcissism. Pretending questions are stupidity is.

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@LaurenWitzkeDE Remarkable is thinking “we found a boat” automatically proves a 600-year-old Noah, a global flood, every land animal on board, and 8 people repopulating Earth. Finding a boat would be evidence of a boat. The rest of the story still needs evidence.

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@SparkMike007 @noahsarkscans Of course. If they find evidence of a boat, I’ll believe they found a boat. That still doesn’t prove a 600-year-old man built it, carried every land animal through a global flood, then 8 people repopulated Earth. Evidence proves what it proves, not the story you want it to.

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@BrightInsight6 “Exact” is doing a lot of work here. The length depends on which cubit you choose. Genesis says “mountains of Ararat,” not Durupınar. The alleged anchors are local volcanic rock. And a former leading Durupınar advocate co-authored a 1996 paper concluding it’s natural geology.

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@ProfJoannaHowe Did you not consent to this?

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@LaurenWitzkeDE “The Big Bang sounds ridiculous” says the person defending a 600-year-old man, a year-long global flood, every land animal on one boat, and 8 people repopulating Earth. Science isn’t the part of this story doing the heavy lifting.

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@LaurenWitzkeDE You’re asking for $600,000 while declaring “Darwinism will be dismantled” before the cores are analysed. Your own project site says the research “does not authenticate historical or religious claims.” So is this science—or fundraising for a conclusion you’ve already decided?

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@BrightInsight6 @noahsarkscans We’re going to use modern geology and scientific drilling to prove a story whose central character was supposedly 600 years old at the time.

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Can’t wait to see this add played at the Brownlow 😂 #Brownlow #afl #saltyhawks

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@DrinkWiseAus The @MCG would like to have a word.