Nigel White

[Nigel White @contrast116]

@CasualArtyFan Is that you in your crew?

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

Important language map shows us where Australian is being spoken. #badgeographyjoke

[The Shovel @TheShovel]

“They Looked Iranian”: Security Footage Shows Trump Negotiating With White House Patio Umbrellas for Six Hours

https://t.co/IBdGhvQ2jd

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

The Scottish Colonial Empire

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

For our newest fans, we restate our ten-point manifesto for the good of the global game:

1. All 12 Test teams must play each other in 3 match series in the World Test Championship over a 4 year period, home and away.
2. Minimum boundary lengths of 70 metres should be enforced in all international cricket.
3. Women's Test cricket should be significantly expanded and played over 5 days.
4. Coalitions of nations should be owed to play together e.g. the Nordics, as the WI already do.
5. The ICC should provide funding to those nations seeking associate membership.
6. Profits from T20 cricket need to be better redistributed to enable players to play Test correct with high wages.
7. Bowlers should be allowed one leg-side delivery an over in short form cricket.
8. The number of teams in the T20/ODI World Cups should be further expanded.
9. 'Bad light stopped play' should be abolished unless the ball literally cannot be seen.
10. The 'spirit of cricket' should be regarded as a drink, not a moral mantra.

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

Assuming Santa visits 2 billion people in 24 hours, and each household has 4 people, that’s 500 million stops.

That’s 5,787 stops per second.

That’s 6.25 million miles per hour or 8,000 times the speed of sound.

NORAD doesn’t track Santa for fun; They track him because if he crashed it would be an extinction level event.

[The Shovel @TheShovel]

Channel 9 has issued an apology after its latest Block spin-off, The Block: White House, ended in what experts have described as “a total collapse of Western democracy and some very questionable tiling choices”.

https://t.co/O8YeOE5uLm

[The Shovel @TheShovel]

Netanyahu Warns Trump That Australia Is Just Decades Away From Producing Nuclear Submarines

https://t.co/ypO8mdI3WN

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

I love this too much👏🏻

[The Shovel @TheShovel]

Qantas To Pay $90 Million Fine as 3,376 Billion Frequent Flyer Points Redeemable on Any Flight Between Townsville and Kabul, Between Jan and Feb 2047

https://t.co/BWhunI8RQH

[The Bell Tower Times @BellTowerTimes]

Have you truly lived in a Perth house if you haven't needed to duck outside to escape the cold? Gold standard insulation in the west

[The Shovel @TheShovel]

Albo Attempts To Lure Trump Back to G7 With Delicious Beef Wellington https://t.co/HSVILTXrSY

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Countries that have eaten their Prime Minister

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

BREAKING: Trump adds a tariff to non-US golfers scores at the Masters and declares Patrick Reed the winner.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

I cannot remind Americans about this enough, you had a revolution because you didn't want to pay Tariffs on Tea.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Trump getting re-elected, Arsenal beating Real Madrid in the Champions League.

Somewhere Piers Morgan has a lamp, a genie and one more wish.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

These Trump tariffs are getting out of hand.
#TrumpTariffs

[RAF_Luton @RAF_Luton]

€800B

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

Can you trust this doctor? Important chart 😉

[Jim Sciutto @jimsciutto]

This is the third fistfight in the first nine seconds - yes, nine seconds - of USA-Canada hockey. Something in the air right now.