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@erinotoole @fleming_benn @officersmess @FortySacks @jkenney @_kruptos Who can argue with this? I mean, you're the living personification of all things timid, and you have a girl's name too. Trust the expert here, people. L's for everybody.

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@boglorena @Soc_Unveiled You are just jealous that he has a better NES cartridge collection than you.

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@truckdriverpleb Nah, Pleb will be dying like Yoda some day. Dishing out a dank meme and vanishing into nothingness after some young dumbass in his life returns from recklessly confronting Liberals. Pleb's ghost will be fat. None of this THX Ozempic special edition pleb remastered bullshit.

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@TorontoStar Liberal power fantasies are clearly more mentally stunted and dumbed down than the fiction written for young adults these days.

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@truckdriverpleb In a month it will bounce back to the NDP, and they will probably win a minority on the mail in ballots. BC is more fucked in the head than the elderly maritimers that get spooked into kicking the legs out from under their Tim Horton's chairs, by somebody saying "Stephen Harper."

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@WolfensteinLyca @JasminLaine Lawton's one of the best, but he openly talked about mental health and suicide. I think the country is too petty to vote Conservative under his leadership, and the taxpayer bumming propaganda clique in Ottawa would spin the concept of questionably being weak under pressure.

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@DestinLegarie Still waiting for my dream stretch goal incentive. Double Fine creating Unfunny: The Game, and having it just be a collection of all of their Tim Schafer PR and interviews, with pop-up trivia choices.

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@GameSack Youtube AI is just upgrading your account to 2 Mega Power. You should probably only start being worried once you keep getting cryptic email vacation offers to Monsterland in your inbox, or if the local pizza delivery guys start calling you Half-terburner for no apparent reason.

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@NeoCverA @yuzokoshiro Drop an action rpg successor to Story of Thor on the Neo Geo AES+ and it will probably live forever seated in the consoles of half the install base.

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@timeextension64 Pretty sure at one point, you guys were boosting Kai Magazine Software games for Sega Genesis, a team that takes money and sells bootleg trash using stolen and AI generated assets.

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@Nerdrotics I still think we are all just extras in a low budget reality TV web series performance that will be collected and called The Insufferable Hulk. Marvel will finally give Ruffalo his standalone movie. Joker 2 will be surpassed.

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@SuperSisi They still never even told the customers that paid already about the delay via email. I'm refunding my Neo Geo orders, and I'm refusing to buy any more of their other Atari games until they actually give me my money back.

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@IvisonJ EU will do whatever USA tells them to do regarding Canada. This is all symbolism and bullshit.

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@PLAION_JPN Where's the new NGCD pad? Is it still completely wrong layout & colour matching? Where's the refunds people are emailing you for? Hire more support. You killed Christmas 2026 and are keeping people's money.

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@IGN This just in: Microsoft's support is getting outsourced to India at the highest levels now. More news at 11.

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@Nerdrotics @jk_rowling Quit trying to be superfluous with your words, Gary. Lest the internet deem you a purple bastard like Grimace.

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@disparutoo I hope she carries on the tradition of driving around saving the day in the billionaire's recycled bat-suit, while riding a gutless entry level American cruiser motorcycle that only costs a few grand.

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@HardwareSteam No. VR is a gimmick and it sucks.

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@DavidKrayden Why are you suddenly flinging shit at Conservatives? Have you perhaps been tricked into donating your brain cells to the Maxime Bernier retirement fund corporation?

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@playsegasaturn Metal Gear?! - It can't be.