Beth Conway

God is really big& i am really small.

[Beth Conway @conway_bethany]

I know what you're thinking and you're right.. @RealStevenAdams' hair is more fabulous than mine #thundernation #happyhalloween

[Beth Conway @conway_bethany]

NEVER thought I’d see the day that I’d cheer for James Harden over Kevin Durant but go #Rockets

[Beth Conway @conway_bethany]

@htucker08 @DanielLynch25 Five bucks says that “no” vote is from @DanielLynch25

[Beth Conway @conway_bethany]

#growingupwithaBiblename
Pastor reads “then Jesus lead them to Bethany”
My friends sitting with me:

[Beth Conway @conway_bethany]

Started playing this new game where I sneak puns into our group project google doc and see if my partners notice..

[Beth Conway @conway_bethany]

Last night I got a little too hyped at the Thunder game and accidentally hit the man in front of me with an inflatable french fry🍟 #badluckbeth #ThunderUp

[Beth Conway @conway_bethany]

This “I’m a strong independent woman who don’t need no man” thing was fine until my shower curtain rod randomly fell down and I couldn’t get it to go back up. SOS send help.

[Beth Conway @conway_bethany]

@kelseeraeschier You should not be left unsupervised

[Beth Conway @conway_bethany]

When I told @kelseeraeschier that I wanted a dog more than I wanted a boyfriend: https://t.co/eXJTsg89Vr

[Kels, RN @kelseerae_]

"Dogs are more work than a man"
"Yeah but they are also more obedient." @conway_bethany

[Beth Conway @conway_bethany]

I don't really "sports" much but this story made me want the Eagles to win. Yay for Mr. Gary and his Eagles! 😭💚 https://t.co/4PIKDgD0Lm

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

I eat tacos about as much as Eleven eats Eggos.

[Beth Conway @conway_bethany]

It took me entirely too long to realize that in Tim McGraw and Faith Hill’s song “It’s Your Love” the lyric is “the spell I’m under” not “the smell of thunder.” #MisheardLyrics

[David Harbour @DavidKHarbour]

Internet, listen...
I’m a giver. I give and I give.
But now I need you.
I need 200k retweets to go dance with penguins.
Please internet.
Please retweet THIS TWEET.
Please.
A man needs his ‘guins. https://t.co/YN1XRrPGhp

[Ericka @ErickaElizabth]

What would it take to get @DavidKHarbour to be the Officiant at my wedding in September?!

[Beth Conway @conway_bethany]

When you realize you have to be ready to get up and go to class tomorrow but you absolutely wrecked your sleep schedule over the break:

[Beth Conway @conway_bethany]

Me before 10am: April Ludgate
Me after 10am: Andy Dwyer

[Beth Conway @conway_bethany]

@levi_malone I usually don't have to tell myself. My bank account tells me first.

[Beth Conway @conway_bethany]

Dad and I are supposed to be picking my mom up from the airport and her flight got delayed so we went to see #Ferdinand🐃 to kill some time. Let me tell you, it was FANTASTIC. 10/10 would recommend

[Beth Conway @conway_bethany]

I surprised Grammer with Dancing with the Stars: Live! tickets for Christmas.. I think she's excited, don't you? @DancingABC #DWTStour

[Beth Conway @conway_bethany]

Trying to explain #TheGreatestShowman to my dad: "well it's about a circus and the guy who plays wolverine sings and dances.. it's a musical so you probably wouldn't like it.." then my mom made him go see it with us