conyoproblems

[conyoproblems @conyoproblems]

When you ask a friend for a toke but they only have local bud. #thanksbutnothanks #internationallangplease #coñoproblems

[conyoproblems @conyoproblems]

Does anyone remember #slutsofmanila? Can someone make a #golddiggersofmanila so my pares and I know which girls will date our ugly asses.

[conyoproblems @conyoproblems]

Seriously... Fuck the #AntiDynastyBill. How else can I be a mayor/governor in my 20's with no qualifications? #Dynasty #FTW #conyoproblems

[conyoproblems @conyoproblems]

Tangina man, I didn't get the car I wanted for my birthday. #conyoproblems #coñoproblems #fuckthesystem

[conyoproblems @conyoproblems]

When you wanna tan but there's too much people on the beach #coñoproblems #conyoproblems

[conyoproblems @conyoproblems]

My friend thought the phrase was "style mo balut." #conyoproblems #coñoproblems

[conyoproblems @conyoproblems]

I'm too white, everyone keeps looking at me. Gotta get a tan to "blend in". 🍍#conyoproblems #coñoproblems

[carlosceldran1972-2019 @carlosceldran]

The houses in South Forbes are beginning to all look the same. #serious #coñoproblems

[conyoproblems @conyoproblems]

Mom wanted kasama to escape the MNL rain. So we went to Bohol. The butlers SO bagal. #conyoproblems #coñoproblems

[conyoproblems @conyoproblems]

I don't know why people keep complaining about the 160 peso beers at Valkyrie. Peanuts. #conyoproblems #coñoproblems

[conyoproblems @conyoproblems]

Puñeta this rain, thank God I don't have to commute. chauffeur ilabas ang payong please. #conyoproblems #coñoproblems #ilovemylife

[conyoproblems @conyoproblems]

Wanted to go to Baguio using dads plane but unfortunately had to use the chopper. 😭 #conyoproblems #coñoproblems #firstworldproblems

[conyoproblems @conyoproblems]

My parents flight got canceled and they have been away for too long. I have no money :'( #conyoproblems

[conyoproblems @conyoproblems]

"I can't date white guys cause I'm too morena and I'll look like a pokpok" #conyoproblems #morena

[conyoproblems @conyoproblems]

Punyeta my ex is spreading rumours about me again!! #conyoproblems

[conyoproblems @conyoproblems]

The new maids cooked my steak wrong, the shit was like rubber!! Don't even get me started on their steamed broccoli... #conyoproblems

[Natalia Ortega @nataliaemma]

Mum said no fake tattoos for my costume tonight 😩 she thinks it's "baduy" so she gave me her jewelry instead... @conyoproblems

[conyoproblems @conyoproblems]

If my parents gave me a name like Jejomar, I would just kill myself. #conyoproblems #jejemon

[conyoproblems @conyoproblems]

"These business class seats are so 90s." #conyoproblems

[conyoproblems @conyoproblems]

"I'm just so sick of Mamou." #conyoproblems