Conz

I have high cholesterol.

[Conz @conzstantine]

"Donald Trump's a Gemini and Geminis.. I'm getting to it!" #DemDebate

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Watching Mad Men 2 (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt) for the first time

[Tricia McLaughlin @TriciaOhio]

“A baseless conspiracy theory”

[Conz @conzstantine]

90% of current politicians responding to emails.

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

I would like to send this letter to the Prussian Consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4.30 autogyro?

[Reegs @Reegs815]

I’ve said it before, but Mr Burns living as if it’s still the 1930’s is probably my favorite recurring gag on the show

[Zero @zerowontmiss]

Mexicans after watching The Odyssey

[akhivae @akhivae]

30 Rock predicted this back in 2007.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Photo 1: A man that did 1,522 media appearances answering questions about Covid.

Photo 2: A man that invoked the 5th amendment 111 times while answering questions about Covid under oath.

[Shaniqua Posting Delusions @DeIudedShaniqwa]

Her aura was so powerful she single-handedly ended the “white people dont season they food” discourse

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

Every time my Gen Z son complains that he can’t afford college, I offer to pay him twenty dollars to mow the lawn, and he just mumbles something about his wheelchair. Nobody wants to work anymore.

[Haru 🇺🇸 @HaruhiismOtaku]

It's annoying being a right-wing schizoid because it takes normies 5 years to come to the same conclusion you did already.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

You’re telling me that an *Italian* man got a taste of power and it inflated his ego beyond reason and he became obsessed with his own fame and fortune but now his lies have been exposed and he’s pleading the fifth I DON’T BUY IT.

[Chris Camillo @ChrisCamillo]

My vote for Post of the Year.

[summer💙 @justsummr]

i’m crying over this

[KNOW’ER OF ALL THINGS @KNOWITALLNYC11]

Niggas be sampling Mo Town greatest hits talking about they digging in the crates smh

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

everybody wants to come for women who read romance-fantasy smut, but the real non readers are “self development” book readers

[Dr Keeneland Dan @fatbaldguyracin]

How is this not 9-0

[Mary Talley Bowden MD @MaryBowdenMD]

The nation's "leading expert" in COVID contracted COVID 3 times after being vaccinated and boosted 6 times.

He had a pulmonary embolism 6 months after his second Moderna shot. This was, of course, not publicized.

[dyl @speckvoices]

kpop is such a funny concept to me like what if there was an entire music genre filled with bands who are only ever together for ~6 months and make some of the worst music you’ve ever heard in your life