‼️ BREAKING: Not only is Mitch McConnell alive, he is looking young and vigorous in this recently leaked video, dancing at the hospital alongside an unnamed beautiful black woman
done with spreadsheets
done with advanced stats
done with anything that involves a formula
basketball is about who’s a bitch and who isn’t and Chet Holmgren is a fucking bitch
was napping and had a dream that there was a new nba player called mustafa christmas and his signature move was a stepback layup. he would go directly under the rim and then stepback and lay it up. sensational stuff.