Colin Bender

I put poo on a pancake and Mama still gave me 100 points

[LowTierRog Daily @lowtierrogdaily]

We are officially 2 days away from DoomsDale

Everyone please gear up as Ragnarog approaches

[Syd @sydbw18]

The day he dies my screen time might be 26 hours

[fab @fabbgrat]

why is grookey talking like this

[Sagee4🇳🇬 @Sagee4G]

Reminder to never show niggas your old edgy photos 🫩

[LowTierRog Daily @lowtierrogdaily]

On August 30th, 2020. LowTierGod said if he’s still streaming 6 years later and isn’t acting. By his own words he is a failure.

We are 5 days away from DoomsDale

[Ben Hughes @BenHugh26422354]

Eeyore and all his legions of the female Simpsons companions are impressed at my drawing of the monkey.

[dingus @dingusTweets_]

Anal powerhouse

[gotcha boss @guydpete]

Church of Fatter Gay Taints

[yuyu @1F41L]

I just saw someone w a canvas pfp on my timeline and dead almost had a heart attack wtf is wrong w yall

[ドミぞ @domikamakiri]

ﾔ ﾊ

[🥋 @C4MN3WTON]

Picked an online class thinking I wouldn’t have to do an ice breaker

[Colin Bender @CYoshioB]

@kiittybank even if it's not true, that's the power of a good double entendre

[hotdogs water @pikwimin_]

"when leftists say they want free healthcare, it includes euthanising right wingers"

[ogbert the fucking nerd @ogbertthenerdnj]

jeff penis

[hiero @Gourgeist]

in red and blue, if you defeat the elite 4 with 51 antidotes in your 7th item slot, immediately fly to celadon city, go to the roof of the department store, buy 99 lemonades, then fly to fuschia city, walk east 10 steps and south 10 steps, with 1 empty party slot, nothing happens

[rat power @_ratpower]

when the fajitas come out sizzlin

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

“I never see you at the club” Yeah? Well I never see you masturbating in a Waymo, which, by the way, is a totally victimless crime and shouldn’t warrant a charge of indecent exposure

[Logan McMillen 🇨🇺 🇻🇪 🇭🇹 🇵🇸 @South_Gradient]

This is the third time Trump has said that grass has “life like humans.” He is close to embracing the truth of 無情佛性 (wúqíng fóxìng), the Buddha-like nature of all things, and rejecting the false binary of sentience/insentience.

[o-n🌛🍓 @thefloorsonfire]

scooby doo after he finishes praying:

[FARAH𓆣 @farah_b00]

i normally don't romance anyone in games but fire emblem sometimes gives you a free child soldier if you do so i can't argue with that