Sean Coogan

#BlackLivesMatter #FreePalestine

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

when i accidentally close my 45 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

[27. @dimvji]

sometimes you gotta decide that it’s the last time the universe teaches you the same lesson

[miia @miiagarro]

the world contains protons, neutrons, electrons and fucking morons

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

I must be a child left behind the way her Bush got me stupid

[Jennifer Lee Rossman @JenLRossman]

RIP Noah from the Bible, you would have loved catching every Pokémon

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[Dylan @DylanTweetin]

Dude what if it finally happens at the NBA Finals?

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

I love how happy and calm he looks while being different items . many people wouldn't be able to handle it but sponge adapts to the situation

[Noah Samsen @noahsamsen_]

Gaza: Dying in the Dark

[ًً @7i__g]

i love when people say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

It's hilarious when companies try to make it seem unethical to only be at work for the money. What other reason would I be here???

[Andy Cortez (didn't pay for the blue check) @TheAndyCortez]

Ohhh look at me I'm New York City. I have an awesome basketball team with likeable players and a mayor that cares about making life better for every citizen man fuck you

[Charley @JukeboxCharley]

Spoiling The Odyssey

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

1977 San Francisco Gay Day Parade

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

And we will

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

"Trickle down economics doesn't work, so let's try piñata economics. That's the one where we beat the billionaires until the hoarded wealth falls out."