COOK-E

get yours. by any means.

[sock if she slayed @imirregulargirl]

Your daughter is gonna be an amazing musician one day

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i made a little presentation

[COOK-E @cookdashe]

Love when my restaurant HR responds to a serious email with “thx”😀

[COOK-E @cookdashe]

Day 8395 of bullying my older brother

[Kendrick Lamar @kendricklamar]

Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers

[COOK-E @cookdashe]

@WORLDSTAR 3 stacks

[isa 🦇 @isainguanzo]

as a former fetus, i can confidently confirm that i would not have known nor cared if i was aborted

[grace @grace87221166]

i think ppl shld be more focused on that, 4 months after this kanye did an interview where he brought this up, and then kim’s team sent out a statement saying he was lying & that there was no second tape. #TheKardashians

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Dr. Clare Conry-Murray @[email protected] @cconrymurray]

The man behind me on my flight today was wearing a mask, and when his seatmate sat down she asked whether he wanted her to wear a mask. He told her it was her choice but that his wife is immune compromised. She chose to wear it.

[COOK-E @cookdashe]

I’m so nice to my brother

[COOK-E @cookdashe]

Will Smith is gangsta

[Chels @ChelsaeC]

I can’t wait for my last name to be Cooke

[Daniel Vlosky @geauXedits]

"We’ve seen war. We don’t want war. But if you want war with the United States of America, there’s one thing I can promise you, so help me God: someone else will raise your sons and daughters."

- Staff Sgt. David Bellavia

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Kanye West was playing “All Falls Down” for the label and they didnt take him seriously

[Kar @karlogan_]

Kanye tomorrow: “I TALKED TO CUDI. WE COOL NOW. HE WILL BE ON DONDA! WE CAN NEVER LET SOCIETY DICTATE US BLACK MEN! BUT I WILL NEVER FORGIVE BILLIE. KIM COME HOME.”

[COOK-E @cookdashe]

You guys are just so cool like wow teach me please

[〽️onty @itsmontyj]

im both a “fast replier” and “never replies” type of person. it depends on my mood and who you are

[COOK-E @cookdashe]

@trentwarnick Only if we allow them to

[COOK-E @cookdashe]

Dr. Octopus would be the greatest bartender in the world.