cook houdini

get real

[cook houdini @cookhoudini]

👨‍🍳🍪🤷‍♂️

[Hunter Ryerson @huntryerson]

Detroit is, moreso than DC, the capital of America. It is a pure distillation of our Republic; its golden age was our golden age, its problems are our problems. Its tragic fall is ours. Those who cared enough to salvage it are the best of us. We win when Detroit is great again.

[Sean O'Malley @SugaSeanMMA]

GOTEEEM @wearedoingwell

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

getting drunk with the boys watching "star wars" and my comments about C3PO start getting increasingly inappropriate and sexual. at least twice i refer to him by my ex-wife's name

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

It’s good to drink a lot of alcohol so that when you need a straightforward way to improve your life you can stop drinking

[Andrew O'Brien @Flac0j0nes]

tastetesting a $200 glass of merlot with doubledeck Zyns: “tastes like zyn mate”

[cook houdini @cookhoudini]

@zanehengsperger Nemo’s is elite

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

*fbi agent watching me*

i wish i could be more like this guy, i wish i could be this person

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Sensitive summer

[Matt @matttillotson]

The problem with Michigan weather:

Summer and fall are unbeatable and unreplicable.

You can move away to a warmer climate. I did.

But it's not the same.

Not the same cool breeze. Not the same sound the wind makes moving through the trees. Not the same pine smell. The grass feels and smells different.

So you can leave, and miss all that. Or you can stay, and put up with rest of it. The cold, the clouds, the mud and snow. And find something good in that, too. I did.

[Nick Brandel @MotorCityBanter]

2009 Pistons Allen Iverson highlights for absolutely no reason at all:

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Barkeep at the tavern in the far away village to which I have traveled: Hero, our town has been plagued by a Goblin Prince whose underlings have been terrorizing our villagers. His den lies eastward, beyond the wheat fields.

Me: ok do you have voodoo ranger

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

don’t expect me to put my cigarette away if your kid is ugly as fuck man

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

my life a movie fr

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Being a sensitive young man is a fate that I wouldn’t wish upon my worst enemy

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

You just don’t get it man