Garrett Koch

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Don't tell me I have to say "Happy Holidays" so nobody gets offended. I will "Merry Christmas" the hell out of you. Merica.

[dylan @DylanStratton]

I hate politics. A bunch of grown men slandering each other like 6 year olds. I can't take them serious.

[Garrett Koch @cookie_koch]

Weirdos at work come out on lunch break just to move their car 2 Parking spots closer to the building. #idontgetit

[Garrett Koch @cookie_koch]

@ldowns_22 your on fleek that's for sure !!

[Garrett Koch @cookie_koch]

Chicken hawk just swooped down in my corn pile and almost took off with a squirrel. Better luck next time Buddy!! #foodchain

[Garrett Koch @cookie_koch]

@Trevorc272 I should have bro!

[Garrett Koch @cookie_koch]

Just smashed at the Pizza Hut buffet by myself. Yep I have a problem

[Garrett Koch @cookie_koch]

@Kelsie_Tiller that's the strangest thing I've ever heard lol

[Garrett Koch @cookie_koch]

@evandouglas93 that's how kids get the puss these days. Stacks and turbos lol

[Garrett Koch @cookie_koch]

@Kelsie_Tiller what in the holy fuck!?

[Garrett Koch @cookie_koch]

@ShelbyMaupin bad idea peeps!!

[Cody Hamilton @codyhamilton199]

As promised

[Garrett Koch @cookie_koch]

If ur not awake coming to work @ 4:30 in the morning on ur drive to work, you will be when u pass Barton's! #moststinkysmalltowninamerica!

[Garrett Koch @cookie_koch]

Been a good first hunt of the year so far!

[Garrett Koch @cookie_koch]

Watching con air. Haven't seen this movie in years. #helluvashow

[Garrett Koch @cookie_koch]

@anna_metcalfe are you fuc**** high!!

[Garrett Koch @cookie_koch]

@codyhamilton199 either drunk people or someone who has a terrible 1st shift tht starts at 5am like me lol

[Garrett Koch @cookie_koch]

I got a fork lift stick so bad today my buddy at work had to put his truck in 4 low to pull it cause it bogged his Silverado down tht bad!!

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

You hate country music because it ain't relatable and all sounds the same? Tell me about the last time you woke up in a new Bugatti. Merica.

[Shelby Maupin @ShelbyMaupin]

"Don't half ass anything. Whatever you do, always use your full ass."